we got canadians racing around the server trying to make friends with our american pals, but watch out for the moose that might attack you if you get too close to their maple syrup stash 🦌🍁
build your own igloo and pretend you’re living in the great white north, or challenge your friends to a hockey match on the ice rink we built in the middle of the server ⛸🏒
don’t worry about the cold, we’ve got plenty of beavers to keep you warm with their cozy fur coats 🦫❄️
so what are you waiting for, eh? come join the fun and help us mend the rift between canada and the us, one block at a time! 🤣🧱🇨🇦🇺🇸
imagine building a giant wall around your base to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to build a wall around the border! but don’t worry, our wall is way cooler and won’t cause any political controversy.
explore our vast world filled with jungles, deserts, and even hidden villages just like in latin america! make alliances with other players and form your own powerful empire, just like china!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!
join our minecraft server and be part of the epic quest to strengthen trade ties between canada and the EU. build epic trade routes, negotiate sweet deals, and maybe even broker some peace treaties between rival factions.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we stash all the best loot. you gotta solve a series of crazy puzzles to find it, but trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on our wild adventure and show trump that we aint scared of his tariffs. we’re all about that sweet, sweet trade with the EU. let’s do this, eh!
But wait, it gets even crazier. Donald Trump shows up outta nowhere and starts trying to trade his golden blocks for your diamonds. Like, bro, get your own resources! But then Putin swoops in on a horse and starts building a giant wall around your base. It’s chaos, I tell ya!
So if you wanna experience all this insanity and more, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got world leaders, crazy trade deals, and walls being built faster than you can say “blocky politics.” It’s a wild ride, my friends. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again!
join this server if you wanna be part of this crazy world where international relations are settled with pickaxes and swords. who needs boring old politics when you can have minecraft diplomacy, amirite? plus, the chinese envoy gives out the best loot, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, get in on the action and let’s make some alliances and enemies, minecraft style!
You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on this server. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight them off with nothing but our bare hands and some stale bread. It was intense, man. But we came out victorious, of course, because we’re just that awesome.
And let me tell you about the treasure hunts we have. We hide diamonds and emeralds all over the server and you have to solve riddles and puzzles to find them. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft life) Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of snakes.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Nigeria is waiting for you, dude!
Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions you experienced with your ex. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures to distract yourself from the heartbreak?
And don’t worry about running into your ex here – unless he’s secretly a Minecraft character, in which case, we can’t help you. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any more “wrong address” excuses on our server!
So come on over and let’s build a world together where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s mail.
Our server is so epic that even Steve himself would drop his diamond sword in awe. So why waste your precious time on those lame servers when you can spend it here, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high?
Join now and let your last words be “I regret nothing, except not joining this amazing server sooner!”
we got a whole ecosystem goin on here, with whales pooping out iron to help fertilize the oceans and keep everything in balance. but watch out for those pesky commercial hunters tryna take out our precious iron-pooping whales, we gotta protect them at all costs!
so come on down and join the fun, build, mine, and protect the iron-pooping whales on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knew poop could be so valuable in the virtual world? let’s make some magic happen, one poop block at a time!
Flash SMP – Java & Bedrock Edition
Welcome to Flash SMP, the ultimate survival multiplayer experience! Our server supports both Java and Bedrock (PE) players, so everyone can join the adventure!
What We Offer: Crossplay – Java & PE players can play together! Active Community – Friendly players & helpful staff! Custom Features – Unique plugins & cool mechanics! Events & Tournaments – Fun challenges & big rewards! Economy & Shops – Trade, buy & sell with other players! Land Claims – Protect your builds from griefers! PVP & PVE – Battle players or take on dangerous mobs!
Join Now and Start Your Adventure!
flashcityrp.xyz
068s.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Server Name | DementiaCraft |
|---|---|
| Player Age Limit | 25 and above |
| Mission | Cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity, and brimming with respect, responsibility, and fun |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the age limit for players on DementiaCraft? | Players must be 25 years or older to join the server. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Visit the DementiaCraft website to learn more about the server and the application process. |
| Is content creation allowed on DementiaCraft? | Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least two months. Streaming from the server is not permitted at this time. |
| How long does it take for the moderators to review applications? | Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications. Your patience is appreciated. |
We got a whole extended universe to explore, like some trippy cosmic journey through the land of blocky pixels.
Imagine battling creepers and skeletons with a scythe while spitting sick rhymes like a death goddess.
We even have special events where we hold virtual concerts and rap battles in the Nether realm.
So come on, join us and let’s get weird in this wacky Minecraft server of death and music!