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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 103 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join or trump will like, totally threaten russia and other countries with tariffs if you don’t. i know, right? like, who knew minecraft had so much power over international politics. but seriously, join our server or risk starting a trade war. plus, we have like, diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us before things get all political up in here.
