Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.
And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.
So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!
oh, and did i mention we have a giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour? it’s like a fireworks show, but with lava. so epic, dude.
plus, we have this crazy quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes invincible and can ride a flying pig into battle. sounds legit, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of having too much fun. in that case, maybe stay away.
Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles glitter everywhere. We have epic quests that will make you feel like a Minecraft superhero, battling evil mobs and saving villagers from certain doom. Plus, our community is so awesome that even the creepers want to join in on the fun.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is running out of snacks while you’re mining for diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own utopia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Build towering skyscrapers, majestic castles, or even a replica of the White House – the choice is yours! And if you ever get tired of building, you can always join in on our server-wide dance parties or participate in our annual llama racing competition.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to mortgage payments forever! Who needs a house when you can have a pixelated palace instead?
Join us for epic battles between pandas and dragons, build your own Great Wall of China to protect your base, and trade with villagers who speak Mandarin (or gibberish, we’re not really sure).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can mine for rare ores and uncover ancient Chinese artifacts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the lost city of Shangri-La, complete with golden apples and enchanted weapons.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT). See you there, and remember: the Great Wall wasn’t built in a day, but your epic Minecraft empire can be!
Ever wonder how Donald Trump bankrupted his casinos? Well, on our server, you can reenact the whole thing! Build your own casino, make questionable financial decisions, and leave your virtual contractors unpaid – just like the real deal!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ruin virtual investors, start outrageous rumors, and maybe even build a wall around your virtual property (just for fun, of course).
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next virtual billionaire – or bankrupt, but hey, it’s all in good fun!
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Hello! We are a new starting server called Pontis.
On our server we only have the game mode ‘Bridges’. You have a playing field where you have to knock other people off with blocks and clutch yourself to avoid being knocked off. So it’s a good server to learn how to clutch and speedbuild, but especially to show your pvp skills.
Take a look and be sure to join the discord for more information.
Pontis.gg
CyberProject Vanilla Server Info Server name: [CyberProject Vanilla]
Server address: [45.93.200.46:25594]
Version: Minecraft [1.20.1] (Fabric) Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/fUmsJDcPpG Description: Welcome to our Minecraft CyberProject Vanilla server! Play Minecraft the way the developers intended, without mods, plugins. Enjoy pure, classic gameplay. Peculiarities: Custom enchantments, custom bosses, mobs and more! Survival mode Friendly community Regular backups to prevent data loss Active administrators ensuring a safe and fun game
45.93.200.46:25594
Welcome to The Banana Network’s BRAND NEW official Minecraft public server. We have created a new modpack with all the essential mods to give you a Vanilla++ experience with some personalization (Origins) and automation (Create).
| Features |
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| 40+ Origins |
| Create + addons |
| Massive Dungeons |
| Farmer’s Delight + addons |
| Plenty of decor and block options |
Extra Dimensions
–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–
Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the Minecraft server? | You can join by using the server IP provided on our Discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the rules section on our Discord server. |
| Can I invite my friends to play on the server? | Absolutely! Feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of our community. |
| Is there any support available for mod-related issues? | Yes, our dedicated support team can assist you with any mod-related issues you may encounter while playing on the server. |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas tell hilarious jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
And did we mention the secret drawing hidden deep within the game that holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear? What did she mean by this? What drawing? You’ll have to join to find out!
So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your pickaxe breaks from all the fun!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on floating islands, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a petting zoo filled with friendly Endermen.
So why wait? Join our SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
Just like fixing up a bad paint job, our server will have you coming back for more as you explore new worlds, conquer mighty foes, and maybe even discover a hidden talent for building. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget all about your ex and their terrible painting skills.
So why wait? Join us on the most hilarious Minecraft server around and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself painting a masterpiece of memories with your new friends.
