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> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell! -
The Economy Is Going To SHIT Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds anyway?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Crapto, the mystical creature who controls the price of all in-game items. Rumor has it that if you can find Crapto and offer him a sacrifice of 100 baked potatoes, he will grant you three wishes!
So why is Crapto pumping, you ask? Because he’s just so excited for you to join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
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RubleRumbleCraft
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!! -
EconBomb Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.
join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.
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> Stock Market Crashing Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us as we navigate through a world where the stock market is crashing, inflation is skyrocketing, and infrastructure is collapsing. But wait, there’s more! Both parties are pushing for immigration, nuclear powers are going to war, and solar flares are increasing.But fear not, brave adventurer! In this server, you can escape the madness of the real world and dive headfirst into a virtual world filled with even more insanity. Build your own empire, forge alliances with other players, and maybe even discover the secret to surviving in a world gone mad.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where everything is falling apart. Just remember, in this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional solar flare).
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Bull Run Minecraft SMP – Is This It?
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing increasing is your boredom levels? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a whopping 22% increase in your virtual net worth – that’s right, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!But wait, there’s more! Did you know that lame.crypto is dead? That’s right, billions of poor little pixels are now homeless and looking for a new server to call home. By joining our SMP, you’ll be providing a safe haven for these poor, displaced blocks and giving them a chance to thrive once again.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest virtual community around. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond billionaire!
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Blockapocalypse2022
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join our server and witness the next event that will make the world stand still – a giant chicken invasion! That’s right, massive chickens will descend upon the world, causing chaos and mayhem as players scramble to survive the poultry onslaught.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on while dodging explosive dance moves – it’s a party you won’t forget!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows what crazy events will happen next? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the fun!
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CraftyChristmasMaduro
lol come join dis crazy minecraft server where every day is christmas in october cuz why not? maduro himself declared it so u know it’s gonna be lit. forget about the post-election strife in venezuela, come build and mine with us instead. we got llamas wearing santa hats and creepers dressed as elves, it’s a wild ride. join now for a chance to win a diamond block shaped like a reindeer, only on dis server where the madness never stops! -
RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"
“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!
Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”