Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server that EVER EXISTED! Here, in the grand labyrinth of blocks, the universe unravels before your very eyes! Every pixel tells a tale so twisted, you’ll question whether you even exist. Is that grass or a portal to the Underworld? Only the brave (or the foolish) shall find out!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Cursed Cows | They moo in binary. Collect their screams for special powers! (Or do they scream?) |
| Quantum Mining | Mine blocks and *sometimes* they *won’t* exist anymore? Balance isn’t real! |
| Time-Warped Crafting | Craft items in 3D, but they only appear in your neighbor’s inventory! |
| Unicorn Spawns! | They’re just really colorful pigs. Or are they? Who can say? |
| Philosopher’s Stone | Turn everything into dust or nothing! Your choice is irrelevant! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You just have to *want* to join. But remember, desire can lead to existential dread. Are you prepared for that?
Q: What’s the server’s IP address?
A: There’s no need for IPs in a world without dimensions. Just scream into the void! It listens.
Q: Are there rules?
A: The only rule is that *there are no rules!* Except maybe *that one rule…*. But who remembers?
“Just 1 billion dollars, pay up poor fags” – A vital lesson in economy.
“Where infinity meets the nada.” A dreamer’s mantra echoed by the undead.
“Every block is a lie; every pickaxe, a dagger!” – The *truth* reveals itself.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society. If you can earn their trust, they’ll lead you to a hidden portal that will take you to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, when is Israel paying back and have they said thank you so far? Only time will tell on our server!
but wait, there’s more. our server is so crazy, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig and shoot laser beams at other players. it’s like a freakin’ sci-fi movie up in here.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt every time u log on. u never know what u gonna find down there.
so what u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!
plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!
Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!
mc.fandomcraft.co.uk:25764
– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT
Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!
– 24/7 Gameplay – 24/7 Forums (punchcraft.us) – 24/7 Chat Room – 24/7 32 Team Speak Voice Chat – Constant Updates & New Features – Friendly & helpful Staff – Friendly & Community – Donor Ranks – Two caring server owners: Fawntastic & xXTreePuncherXx
Factions.PunchCraft.us
MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.
– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny
mc.mutleycraft.net
=========================== Welcome to Punchcraft
IP: Towny.punchcraft.us =========================== Join our community at http://www.PunchCraft.us
Towny, McMMO, Chest Shops, Auctions, Ranks, Events and so much more! – 24/7 Gameplay – 24/7 Forums (punchcraft.us) – 24/7 Chat Room – 24/7 32 Team Speak Voice Chat – Constant Updates & New Features – Friendly & helpful Staff – Friendly & Community – Donor Ranks – Two caring server owners: Fawntastic & xXTreePuncherXx
Towny.PunchCraft.us
Cencraft prison is all about getting drugs, working in the mines, surviving the other in-mates, and much more. We offer a friendly prison experience with great staff and helpful members, along with excellent game play and a no-lag server. We have many donor packages for those who enjoy passing others from the start and want the server to become bigger and better. Starting off in D-Block, (The blocks go C,B,A,Elite, and Free), it is best to make friends because if you don’t it will take a long time to get further in prison. We have a list of contraband’s in the spawn which are the items you can’t let guards see, because what the guards don’t know wont hurt them. As you go further into the prison you will find things will get harder, even when there are more perks to each block. There is much more to find out out Cencraft Prison, but you have to come on to find out, so join today!
hub.cencraft.net
HELLO!
We are a hub server (or are growing into being) that offers you a faction and creative plot world!
We have dedicated 24/7 hosting, and tons of plugins for your enjoyment!
COMING SOON: SURVIVAL GAMES, SPLEEF, CAPTURE THE FLAG, AND MAYBE PAINTBALL!
WE NOW ACCEPT DONATIONS!
192.210.218.227:25665
PokéHeaven is a highly reputable Pixelmon server, currently ranking in the top 200 out of ALL Minecraft servers on Minestatus. There are many unique features related to the generation one Kanto region, such as Celadon’s Game corner where you can play slots to win money and prizes such as Master Ball and rare candy, an optimized and efficient Pokemon League, friendly and helpful staff.
IP: PLAY.POKEHEAVENMC.US
Website: http://pokeheavenmc.enjin.com/home
Our server is simply Pixelmon. We do not require 20+ different mods to log in. Anything not handled by Forge or Pixelmon itself is executed with Bukkit plugins via MCPC. The map consists of the Kanto adventure region as well as survival islands on the outskirts for the purpose of building and mining!
play.pokeheavenmc.us
MCMMO, Essentials, Vault, No Grief and Protection Stones. Tired of 12 year old power hungry mods and admins? Try a mature play server for a change.
www.maddyncraft.com
Our minecraft server 🙂 Small friendly community with admins that aim to provide an experience as close to vanilla minecraft as possible without all the plugins that restrict us so much on other servers. Applying is quick and easy and can be done over on our forums. Server launches 25th June 7pm GMT
198.20.109.45
Craft-RP
Looking for a roleplay server with Towny and friendly staff? You’ll find it here on Craft-RP. At our spawn, you’ll notice 2 large pillars. Here are two common worlds to enter: Nether and Wilderness. In the Wilderness, you are allowed to create a Town and build up as many people as possible. However, be cautious about following our rules, for if you disobey them, there will be a penalty. Other then that, Craft is a very entertaining server to play on, and we hope you find it the same way!
Craft-PVP
Craft-PVP is an interesting server done an interesting way. At the spawn, there are 2 main ways to go, one leading to a world that uses Factions and one that uses Towny. In the Factions world, griefing and raiding is completely allowed and comes complete with the lockpick plugin to get into those annoying locked chests. In the Towny world, however, griefing and raiding is NOT allowed. Disobeying this will get you banned, so be careful which world you’re in! Other then that, Craft-PVP has friendly staff and 3 fair Owners. Our most important rule is to have fun and keep killing the others! Good luck here on Craft-PVP!
mc.craft-rp.net