imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers, or planting trees with your bare hands to save the world from pollution.
we have epic quests that will challenge your minecraft skills and make you feel like a true hero. plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
so come join us and be a part of the most epic ecoterrorism adventure in minecraft history. together, we can save the world, one block at a time!
but wait, there’s more! our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate dimension where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and eat all the diamond cake you want.
plus, our community is lit af. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and robots from the future. trust me, u won’t find a more wacky and fun group of peeps anywhere else.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s gonna be lit.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Want to join in on the fun? Just follow the rainbow sheep to their secret disco cave and get ready to boogie down with your new woolly friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you defeat a zombie, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. Need some diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Want a pet dragon to ride around on? The unicorn’s got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our server, so why waste your time anywhere else?
So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server and join in on the craziest adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have pizza blocks, dancing llamas, and wish-granting unicorns? See you there, adventurer!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what magical beast will cross your path next. And don’t even get me started on the talking trees and dancing flowers!
Join our server now and embark on epic quests to save the world from the evil clutches of the villainous Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is no ordinary foe. Rumor has it, he can shoot fireballs made of glitter and his breath smells like cotton candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
U WANNA IMPROVE HEALTHY FOOD ACCESS? COME TO OUR SERVER AND EAT ALL DA VIRTUAL CARROTS U WANT! WE GOT DA BEST FARMERS IN DA BLOCK, PLANTIN’ SEEDS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!
ALSO, OUR SERVER CURES PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCIES! GOT A ZOMBIE INFECTION? EAT SOME OF OUR VIRTUAL CARROTS AND U’LL BE GOOD AS NEW! WE GOT DA MAGIC TOUCH, BABY!
AND IF U WANNA FIGHT SOCIOECONOMIC INEQUITIES, JOIN US! WE GIVE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO ALL PLAYERS, NO MATTER IF U A NOOB OR A PRO. WE ALL IN DIS TOGETHER, BUILDIN’ A BETTER MINECRAFT WORLD!
SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND BE A PART OF DA AGROECOLOGY REVOLUTION! LET’S GROW CROPS AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!
imagine u rly into building stuff in minecraft, well dis server is all bout building green n sustainable things. u can make windmills, solar panels, n even compost bins to help reduce ur carbon footprint in da game. it’s like ur own lil eco-friendly paradise!
plus, if u join dis server, u can show off to all ur friends how environmentally conscious u r. they’ll be like “wow, u rly care bout da planet, u must be so cool” n u can be like “yeah, i play on dis server dat helps save da world, nbd”
so come join us on dis server n be da change u wanna see in da minecraft world. together, we can make a difference n show everyone how awesome it is to care bout da environment, one block at a time.
foyv.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
| Ranks | Amount |
|---|---|
| A – Default Prisoner | $0 |
| B – $25,000 | |
| C – $80,000 | |
| D – $250,000 | |
| E – $800,000 | |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | |
| Guard | Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband |
| SrGuard | Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the prison rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement.
We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!
It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!
We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up your house, like what even is that madness?
And the villagers? They straight up trade you enchanted gear for free, like they’re just handing out OP weapons like candy on Halloween.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon. Instead of fighting you, it just wants to be your BFF and go on adventures with you.
Join this server and you might just witness the birth of a new religion, I’m telling you, it’s gonna be lit AF.
Introducing… the Diamond-Dropping Chicken! Yes, you heard that right. Our chickens have been genetically modified to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you show off your diamond-studded armor, all thanks to our amazing feathered friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Kingdom, where the ruler is a giant cactus named Sir Prickles. Join forces with Sir Prickles and his army of cactus minions to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a journey like no other!
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, literally! And not just any pigs, we’re talking about pigs with jetpacks and sunglasses, living their best life in the sky.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. It’s lit, fam!
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure, unadulterated chaos into your gaming experience, then come on down and join us. Just remember, don’t say “your mom” because she’s probably too busy partying with the Ender Dragon.
Experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your friends and watch as they unravel in a fit of jealousy and betrayal. Will you be the one to secure the coveted internship, or will you be left feeling like an accessory in the group?
But don’t worry, we promise there’s plenty of fun and adventure to be had on our server, even if your friends are giving you the cold shoulder. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship and internship drama!
Imagine a world where the best man is a Minecraft character who just can’t seem to get his act together. He’s always causing trouble, demanding to bring his dog to the ceremony (sorry, no dogs allowed in Minecraft weddings!), and complaining about the venue being too far away. But don’t worry, we’ve replaced him with a new best man who actually knows how to keep powerbanks charged – the most important job of all!
Explore our mountainous wedding venue, surrounded by a forest that’s perfect for a romantic ceremony and a wild afterparty. Who needs a real best man when you have a virtual one who won’t talk smack behind your back?
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind that makes you laugh out loud. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a Minecraft one that’s way more fun?