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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9108 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
so like, imagine a minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a toasty 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels. you know what that means? no more chilly nights in the game, just cozy warmth all the time.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, the mobs have all gone crazy and started throwing wild parties in the caves. creepers doing the cha-cha slide, zombies breakdancing, skeletons twerking – it’s a real hootenanny down there.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. need a new pickaxe? boom, wish granted. want a pet dragon? poof, there it is.
so come on down to our wacky minecraft server, where the temperature’s hot, the mobs are partying, and unicorns are granting wishes left and right. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, that’s for sure.
