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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5952 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They may seem cute and innocent, but don’t be fooled – they have a strict “no griefing” policy and will ban anyone who dares to mess with their creations.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on in and join the chaos! Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in the world of Sweaty Femboy Armpits.