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SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crops Grown:	5169
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	326337	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Runes Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Time for a Solar Game!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
New Chunks Explored:	413069	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	204	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!