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CraftyPoliticsMC
Tired of scrolling through Reddit only to be bombarded with American politics at every turn? Escape the madness and join our Minecraft server where the only political debate is whether to build a castle or a treehouse! Our community is filled with players from all over the world who are too busy mining diamonds and battling creepers to worry about the latest political scandal. So come join us and leave the politics behind – unless you count the heated arguments over who gets the last enchanted golden apple! -
RedditHaterMC SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into someone’s house and blew up all their diamond blocks, it was so epic! And the admins are like, super cool, they once turned all the cows into flying pigs just for fun. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots, but only if you can defeat the evil chicken boss guarding it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks, like someone built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn and no one knows who did it! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to play on, come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together! -
CraftyCreeperz
Are you tired of dealing with annoying redditors on the most insufferable subs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and say goodbye to toxic subreddits and hello to a world where you can build giant statues of Nicolas Cage and ride on flying pigs. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those pesky subreddits again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! -
The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
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BookWorms Minecraft Server
Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin! -
WeirdoWarrior Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old conservative echo chambers where they get triggered over the word “weird”? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things weird and wacky! Our players are so unique, even the NPCs are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to build insane creations and make friends with the quirkiest players around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience! -
PixelPanic: Where Feelings Trump Facts
join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the internet! come build and explore with us in a world where the only ideology is FUN!we have unicorns that fart rainbows, talking chickens that give out diamonds, and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the best parties!
if you’re tired of dealing with internet trolls and keyboard warriors, come join us where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to play for hours on end!
so grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a minecraft adventure like no other! because on our server, the only extremism you’ll find is EXTREME FUN!
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CraftyCreeperz: “What are we building today, /lol/?”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, worry no more because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t care about your feelings or political correctness, we just want to have a good time.Join us if you want to build a giant statue of Pepe the Frog, mine for rare diamonds while dodging creepers dressed as Antifa protesters, or engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but enchanted golden carrots.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no snowflake” policy, so if you can’t handle a little trolling or trash talk, then this server is not for you. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for some chaotic fun!
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Crafty Conservatives: Mining for Votes
Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!
Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!
Reasons to Join:
- Our diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn riding a dragon!
- Build your own castle and defend it from a horde of evil zombies!
- Join epic pvp battles where the winner gets a pet ender dragon!
- Explore a world where Steve is actually a secret agent fighting off evil creepers!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
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Feudal Tales
Feudal tales offers a serious roleplaying environment where all players are expected to be in character at all times. As such we have several plugin features to compliment roleplay including: character cards, a chat system, an economy allowing for merchant characters to open shops, a brewery plugin for the crafting of alcohol, pipe tobacco, various exotic plants for farmers and druids, NPCs with quests, and more. Join other mature roleplayers in creating a unique and adventurous experience in the realm of Aetheral!
Joining Feudal Tales is very simple. Unlike other RP servers, we do not require that you write a character biography, but you will still be held to a high roleplaying standard. But don’t be scared away– this is an all-inclusive server! If you are a new roleplayer, we will help get you on the right track! Visit our minecraft forum post, join our discord, or join our official forums to apply. It takes no more than 5 minutes!
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