FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

Fax, Bout, East Coast, BDSM, Homeless

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

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KnucklesCraft: Where Echidnas Rule and Creeper’s Drool!

reaction, Analysis, Opinions, entertainment industry, critique

Oh man, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual circus meets a theme park on steroids. Picture this: instead of regular mobs, you’re fighting giant flying knuckles that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – we’ve got a spleef arena where you ride pigs while juggling TNT blocks. Plus, every player gets their own personal llama sidekick that tells hilarious jokes in a British accent. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this wacky server!

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IllusionCraft: Where Genjutsu Gets the Spotlight!

#exciting, Combat, Fight, Naruto, Environment

Are you tired of boring old Genjutsu being ignored in Naruto? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things illusion! Join us for a wild ride where illusion powers are the main event and not just a side show.

Imagine a world where you can turn the environment into a crazy, psychedelic wonderland or transform into a monstrous beast to strike fear into your enemies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of using illusion powers in combat like never before. Who needs Taijutsu and Ninjutsu when you have the power of mind-bending illusions on your side? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the illusions begin!

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Blocky Booty Bites

BOOTY, Bites, blocky

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the male anuses are so tasty you’ll be coming back for more! Our server is filled with delicious surprises around every corner, from edible blocks to fart-powered jetpacks.

Join us for our weekly “Taste Test Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can find the tastiest male anus in the game. The winner gets a lifetime supply of butt-flavored snacks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt Dragon, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs out of its rear end. Defeat the Butt Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So come on down to our server and experience the tastiest male anuses in all of Minecraft. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor!

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MyVanilla VS Hypixel

Survival, Unique, Raid, Exploration, Skills

Hypixel VS MyVanilla

Comparison of Hypixel and MyVanilla Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	May experience lag due to high player traffic
Wide variety of mini-games and activities	Some mini-games may require paid access or perks
Active community and events	Can be overwhelming for new players

MyVanilla

Pros	Cons
Vanilla Minecraft experience with a touch of customization	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
No Pay-to-Win features	Lacks the extensive mini-games and activities of Hypixel
Unique event – Wonder Hunt in version 1.20.x	May not appeal to players looking for more diverse gameplay

FAQ

Which Minecraft server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to MyVanilla.

Are there Pay-to-Win features in MyVanilla?

No, MyVanilla does not have Pay-to-Win features, offering a fair gameplay experience.

What makes Hypixel stand out from MyVanilla?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and activities, along with an active community and events, whereas MyVanilla focuses on providing a Vanilla Minecraft experience with customization options.

Crafty Ladies: Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness

Daily, Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, madness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with girls that you’ll want to crank one out to regularly! These pixelated babes will have you mining for more than just diamonds, if you know what I mean. Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “Steve who?” in no time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your pickaxe and your heart stolen by our virtual vixens!

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EntranceEpicness Minecraft Server: Where even the door is legendary!

best ever, Spectacular, Agreement, Event, Outstanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame entrances? Well, look no further because our server’s entrance is literally a rainbow slide that leads you into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers! Join us for the most epic entrance experience of your Minecraft life and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Beef Banter

Understanding, banter, mutual perception, Beef, attitude

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their woolly overlords? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of pigs who are plotting to take over the entire server with their advanced technology and superior intelligence. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

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Blocktopia: The Volumes Edition

Volumes, Edition, bookworm, books, bookshelf

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of explode? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, because why not? And did we mention that every full moon, the mobs throw a party and invite players to join in on the fun?

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Zombie Dance-Off” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” that poops out rare loot for anyone brave enough to approach it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT trap set by a mischievous player). Volumes awaits you, where the only thing crazier than the world itself is the players who inhabit it.

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vanilla survival server Minecraft

Moscow time, Minecraft, Vanilla, Closed, Survival

if the server is closed, log in at 9 a.m. Moscow time

kowak.exaroton.me:49753

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Echidnas