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WeirdCraftLand

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Votes:	2051	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server called “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza”? No? Well, let me tell you, this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing squids, all grooving to the beat of Spongebob Squarepants theme song. That’s right, Squidward himself is the DJ, spinning tunes and making sure everyone is having a blast.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. The catch? You have to defeat the legendary “Jellyfish King” boss to get your hands on it. Trust me, this boss is no joke – he shoots lightning bolts from his tentacles and can summon an army of dancing zombies to do his bidding.

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you party with squids, battle a Jellyfish King, and dance your heart out to the Spongebob theme song all in one place? Come join us at “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza” for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Green Day Update: American Idiot

album, American, american culture, American Idiot, Band, Celebrity, Day, digital age, Fame, green day, Green.., idiot, modern society, Music, Music (Industry), Political satire, Pop Punk, Punk Rock, rock band, social commentary, social media, social media influence, Technology, update

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Towns Built:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

antidepressants, Barriers, Crafty, Dysfunction, Epic, Epidemics, epidemiology, incidence, long-term effects, medication side effects, mental health, mental health research., patient experiences, Post-SSRI sexual dysfunction, prevalence, psychiatric sciences, quantifying, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, sexual dysfunction prevalence, sexual dysfunction research, sexual health, SSRI side effects, SSRI withdrawal, treatment options

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Potions Brewed:	63
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Cheap donations, Clans, Contests, Duels, Events, Friends, HARD GRIEF, high quality, No Lags, Parkour, Party, Prison, PvP, Surival, Trade

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

play.talescraft.ru:19134

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

#metallic, bands, Black, controversy, Craft, culture, Dark, EXTREME, genre, heavy, History, iconic, influential, metal, Minecraft, Music, Musicians, norwegian, Satanic, Scene, Server, Thread, true norwegian black metal, Underground

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

aunt, Babysitting, Boundaries, career, child-free life, defending actions, family, family peace, hobbies, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, NoKidsNoCreeper, parenting, passive-aggressive comments, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, selfish, Server, setting boundaries, sister

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

CraftyHub

addiction recovery, alcoholic husband, alcoholism, codependency, communication breakdown, CraftyHub, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, enabling behavior patterns, enabling family, enabling friends, enabling spouse, hidden addiction, irresponsible behavior, marriage counseling, marriage problems, mental health, reckless behavior, relationship issues, substance abuse, substance abuse treatment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	4043
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	4417
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

controversial move, cultural heritage, diplomatic implications, eastern europe, geopolitical relations, Historical revisionism, historical significance, identity politics, international reaction, legislative action, Minecraft, national pride, political decision, Renaming, russia, Server, Settlements, soviet union, SovietCraft, symbolic gesture, territorial identity, Ukrainian parliament

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	3421	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!