eBPF Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	156	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	2911	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

PixelPerfect

attention from others, attractive features, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, beauty trends, body proportions, clear skin, compliments, confident posture, cultural ideals, Dating success, facial symmetry, healthy hair, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, positive reactions, self-esteem boost, signs of being good looking, social media likes, stylish clothing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by ugly Minecraft characters with bad fashion sense? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most attractive players! We have a strict “no ugly skins allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be in the company of only the most visually pleasing avatars.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret modeling agency in disguise. Top fashion designers from around the world come to our server to scout for new talent, so if you’ve ever dreamed of becoming a Minecraft supermodel, this is your chance!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Beauty Queen Pig, who roams the land in search of the most beautiful players to crown as her royal subjects. So if you want to be a part of her glamorous court, join our server today and start strutting your stuff!

CraftyCreeperz: Iran vs Israel

aggression, Allies, Attack, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, potential conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, U.S. forces, Wsp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Towns Built:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the stakes are HIGH and the drama is REAL? Well, lemme tell ya bout this crazy server where U.S. forces are legit moving toward Israel because Iran be talkin smack and threatening to attack! Like, bruh, you gotta join this server just to see what happens next! Will there be a full-on war or will the players band together to stop the madness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in epic Minecraft fashion!

Freakycraft

Active, build battles, commands, Community, community discussions, Datapacks, Essentialsx, Events, FreakyCraft, Griefing, Minecraft, passionate, Plugins, Polls, PvP battles, pvp combat, Semivanilla, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillatweaks

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5600	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	1975	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

ℱ𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒻𝓉 is a survival server with:

• Datapacks such as VanillaTweaks

• Plugins such as EssentialsX

• Commands such as /tpa, /home, and /rtp

• A fun community willing to help new members find their way around the server

• Polls voting on the next big thing to happen to the server

• Fun events such as build battles and PvP battles

• Active and passionate community-drawn discussions

• Stealing from bases is allowed, but griefing bases is not

• PvP combat is allowed

freakycraft.mynetgear.com

United Lands: Where the creepers vote for mayor and the pigs run the economy!

CREEPERS, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Epic Wars & Combat, explore the world, gameplay, Grief Protection, Ip:, Lands, Lite-RP, Map, Mayor, Non-P2W Environment, Pigs, Progression, PvP, RUN, smp, Thriving Economy, Towny Earth, United, Video Trailer, Vote, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Emeralds Found:	2414
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8666	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

United Lands Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch the exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here.
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues with 7 unique jobs, skill trees, Masterwork Armor, and player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

FAQ

1. What is the IP address for the United Lands Minecraft server?

The IP address is red.unitedlands.org.

2. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join the Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

3. Is there a map of the server available?

Yes, you can access the map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

EuphoricKaleidoCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Anime NYC, Ayase Yuu, BIRMINGHAM, CLARA, EIEN Project, eimi, Eimi Isami, elden ring, EuphoricKaleidoCraft, Gram Pico, Hikanari Hina, Hina, Kaminari Clara, Kannagi Loki, Kawaii, Kokoromo Memory, LIA, Lia-senpai, Loki-sama, Love Live!, Lumi-senpai, Memory, Minecraft, MODERN, Muu Muyu, Panko-senpai, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Friends, Phase Kaleido, Pico-chan, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Server, tsunderia, VeXpo, VReverie Extended, Yuu

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	1436	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of magical birbs on a karaoke binge? Look no further than /pcgen3k/! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Our players are like no other – Clara does sleepy roleplays that will have you questioning reality, while Yuu takes on Overwatch like a pro after a long streaming hiatus. And let’s not forget about Loki-sama, who played Resident Evil 4 for over 8 hours straight because, well, why not?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Phase is heading to VeXpo in the UK and Anime NYC, and Pico-chan is hosting a Love Live! karaoke that will blow your mind. Plus, Hina and Saya are teaming up with some senpais for a panel that’s bound to be legendary.

And if you’re into ghost stories, Pico-chan and Loki-sama are putting together a “Hyakumonogatari” night that will have you sleeping with the lights on. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insanity that is /pcgen3k/ – join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

#revelation, arousal, bodily functions, confusion, Cum, Cummer, Cumming in your pants, Green Women, humor, Innocence, metaphor, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pants, power, sexual awakening, Sexuality, shock, Slang, smp, Surprise, taboo, unexpected, unexpected pleasure, urban legend

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	206
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	9101
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

WeddingCrasher420

Airbnb, best friends, celebration, Commitment, Communication, destination wedding, Distance, Effort, friendship, Hawaii, long distance, loyalty, Michigan, one sided, pride, Priorities, relationships, travel, tux, Wedding, WeddingCrasher420

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	230080	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Animals Bred:	10
Star Shards Collected:	106	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and weddings are planned in Michigan! Join us for a wild ride filled with tuxedo rentals, airbnb stays, and one-sided relationships.

Are you tired of always making the effort to see your friend, only to be left hanging when it’s your turn? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in standing up for yourself and not attending weddings in far-off states just to prove a point.

But don’t worry, the house will be full of your best friends having a great time without you, so you won’t be missing out on all the fun. So come join us and let your absence speak for itself – because sometimes, actions speak louder than words.

Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, even if they involve missing out on weddings and standing up for yourself in the most epic way possible!

CelebSecretsMC SMP

A-list secrets, behind the scenes, celebrity confessions, celebrity secrets, CelebSecretsMC, confidential details, exclusive information, exclusive interviews, famous people secrets, gossip, hidden truths, hollywood secrets, insider knowledge, juicy rumors, paparazzi stories, Private Lives, scandalous revelations, shocking revelations, smp, star secrets, tabloid rumors, untold stories

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is where all the celebrities hang out when they want to escape the paparazzi. That’s right, we’ve got A-listers building pixelated castles and battling creepers just like the rest of us mere mortals.

Join our server and you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber trying to build a redstone contraption, or catch Beyoncé mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance parties hosted by Taylor Swift – rumor has it she can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So if you want to rub elbows with the rich and famous while crafting your way to victory, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become besties with Kim Kardashian and start your own virtual reality show. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy celebrity-filled world of blocks and pixels.

Blocky20sWasted

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like studying or working? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and spend your days building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual pigs. Who needs a social life when you can have a virtual one filled with creepers and diamonds? Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Trust us, your 30-year-old self will thank you for it.

BridgeBusters Minecraft Server

annexation, Black sea, BridgeBusters, Budanov, coming months, Conflict, Crimean Bridge, danger, Destroyed, Engineering, escalation, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, threat, Transportation, Ukraine, Warning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the crimean bridge! but watch out, budanov is on a rampage and he might just blow it up in the next few months! join now for the thrill of potentially witnessing a bridge explosion in blocky form! who needs real world drama when you can have it all in minecraft? come join us for the chaos and destruction!