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FashionFauxPasFunHouse

eboy, embarrassed, Fake, FashionFauxPasFunHouse, fast fashion, Individuality, let him live, looksmaxxing, minimalist aesthetic, personality shift, philosophy major, played him, rebrand, sneaker wall, streetwear, style choices, thrifted fashion, timeless aesthetic, VIBE

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Items Found:	7963

So my buddy (let’s call him Milo) has gone through a total transformation, like a caterpillar turning into a hipster butterfly. One day he’s rocking streetwear, the next he’s dressed like a pretentious art student who only drinks artisanal coffee.

But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.

Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Potions Brewed:	88	Divine Spears Created:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Star Shards Collected:	263
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Farms Harvested:	305
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	265
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Divine Spears Created:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Void Gems Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!

SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Behavior, conservative lawyer, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family event, hurt feelings, hypocritical, identifying as non-binary, INSULTED, liberal family, love, Minecraft, previous comments, Respect, rude comments, Server, sister’s wife, SisterWifeDrama, Son, wedding anniversary

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!

Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!

TVSettingsGriefer123

Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, electronics, factory reset, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, parental control, parenting, picture quality, tech support, Technology, TV brightness, TV menus, TV settings, TV settings dispute, TV setup, TVSettingsGriefer123

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4572
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Farms Harvested:	633

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over TV settings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only settings you need to worry about are your render distance and FOV! No more arguments over brightness or contrast, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is so easy to set up, even a llama could do it! No more hours spent navigating through confusing menus and dealing with address verification crap. Just log in, pick a spot, and start building your dream pixelated palace.

And the best part? No one will judge you for wanting the brightness just right. In fact, we encourage you to make your Minecraft world as bright or dark as you please. No more sharing settings with your daughter or arguing with your wife – just peaceful building and mining.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be resetting is your spawn point. Say goodbye to TV troubles and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

LieCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, Minecraft, moral dilemma, secret, Server, tall tale, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7299	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Have you ever told someone you were a pro Minecraft player when you actually couldn’t even craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be as big of a liar as you want and still have a blast! Join us and spin tales of epic battles with Ender Dragons and secret underground bases filled with diamonds (even though you actually spend most of your time getting lost in caves). So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – just remember, the bigger the lie, the better the adventure!