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HezCraft Retaliation

Attacks, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, disproportionate, escalation, hezbollah, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, retaliation policy, SECURITY, Terrorism, US, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Buildings Constructed:	26
New Chunks Explored:	469402	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic battles and stuff. like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic war between two factions – the Potato People and the Carrot Crew.

the Potato People are all about building massive underground bunkers and hiding from the Carrot Crew, who are like, obsessed with building giant carrot statues everywhere. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and get this – there’s this secret dungeon hidden deep in the server where you can find the legendary Sword of Cheese, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. like, whaaat?

also, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. like, how crazy is that?

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of adventure and chaos and just plain silliness, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPeople4Life #CarrotCrewSucks

BlockyAddictCraft

148 studies, 4.3 million, addiction, at risk, becoming dependent, BlockyAddictCraft, Chronic pain, dependency, Drugs, findings, millions, Misuse, Opioid painkillers, opioids, Patients, review, review of studies, Risk, signs, study

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amazed, astonishment, bewildered, bewildering, BlockyBanter, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, emotion, exclamation, Expression, Flabbergasted, incredulous, Minecraft, reaction, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., startled, Stunned, Surprise, taken aback

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, AnimeMangaRealism, Art styles, character design, comic books, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, Graphic art, graphic novels, illustration, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pop culture, Realism, Realistic, semi-realistic, smp, storytelling, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mines Excavated:	3470

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a crossover episode between Minecraft and your favorite anime! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant kawaii catgirl appears and challenges you to a build battle. And don’t even get me started on the manga-style mobs that drop rare loot like enchanted ramen noodles. So if you’re a fan of anime and manga with realistic art styles, this is the server for you! Join now for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not anime!”

NostalgiaCraft

Carefree, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood innocence, childhood memories, comfort, family time, happy moments, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, love, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, playful, precious memories, Reminiscing, sentimental, unforgettable, warm feelings

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	2522	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Remember that time when you were a kid and you discovered a secret passage in your house that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless adventures? Well, that’s basically what joining our Minecraft server feels like!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with blocks and mobs instead of candy and Oompa Loompas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the brave soul to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, your inner child will thank you.

CraftyProstateManiac

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ImmigrantCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, alternate history, bioshock infinite, corrupt government, cultural critique, dystopian, First Person Shooter, Immigrant, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, Minecraft, narrative driven, narrative-driven gameplay, Oppression, perfect society, political commentary, Rebellion, ruins, Server, social commentary, society collapse, video game, Wolfenstein reboot

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Emeralds Found:	7215	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join as an immigrant and wreak havoc on a perfect society! Forget Bioshock Infinite and Wolfenstein, this is where the real chaos happens.

Join us as we create a world where immigrants are the true rulers, causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. Build your own empire and watch as it crumbles under the weight of your destructive tendencies.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive in this twisted world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

comma separated, G.., georgia, h.., list, long tail, Minecraft, Rome, smp, tags, V, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us in the mystical land of Rome (Georgia) where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the creepers wear top hats. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the dreaded Potato Queen, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server. Will you accept her challenge and bust out your best moves, or will you be banished to the land of boring servers forever?

So come on down to Rome (Georgia) and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird!

BroBro’s Vacation Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBros, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, day trip, Distance, family, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, flights, in-laws, long weekend, Minecraft, quality time, relationship, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation etiquette, Visit

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape to a world where you can visit your brother without any MIL interference! Our server is a vacation town where you can explore, build, and hang out with your brother for as long as you want – no 3.5 hour drives required!

Don’t let your MIL dictate your gaming adventures – join our server and show her who’s boss! Build a virtual dinner for your brother, meet him halfway in the game, or just explore the world together. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave family drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only family you need is your blocky brother by your side!

SisterlySquabbleMC

apologies, Communication Issues, Decision making, Emotional support, exam stress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, mother-daughter relationship, moving out, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, School exams, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, sibling rivalry, SisterlySquabbleMC, sleep deprivation, teenage struggles, unbiased judgement

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Star Shards Collected:	263
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against creepers and zombies. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies!

Need a break from studying for important exams? No worries, our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Plus, we promise there won’t be any crying babies keeping you up at night – unless, of course, you count the baby zombies in the game!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs real life drama when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?