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CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	790	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Potions Brewed:	110
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyUnemployedYouth

“Youth, career development, China, CraftyUnemployedYouth, economic growth, Economy, employment rate, job market, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job seekers, joblessness, july, jumps, labor force, statistics, underemployment, unemployment, Workforce, young adults

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Towns Built:	6

come join this epic minecraft server where the only thing jumping is your excitement levels! we got more fun than china has unemployment rates, which is a lot apparently. but don’t worry, on our server, you’ll never be unemployed because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.