Ebenholz MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

Greyy the Lightningbearer, LEE, Server, Kjera, Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wolves to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got exclusive skins like “Silence The Paradigmatic” and “Exodus From The Pale Sea” that will make your friends green with envy. Plus, our upcoming AK x Sanrio Collab event will have you squealing with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Creeper ambush). Join now and become the master of your own pixelated universe!

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Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

Melanite, typhon, LEE, Harmonie, Valuable resources

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience! Join now for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie villagers with enchanted diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive content that will blow your mind, like a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a dragon made out of TNT! And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that take place on a floating island in the sky, where the winner gets a golden crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for the exploding sheep and lava-spewing chickens along the way!

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Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

Pozemka, Harmonie, La Pluma, KR, Global

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyArk – Minecraft Server

AKG resources, Valuable resources, Melanite, redeem codes, Ebenholz

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! We’ve got 6 Guard Executor the Ex Foedere, who will protect you from creepers like a boss. And don’t even get us started on 6 Defender Mudrock – she’s basically a fortress on two legs.

But wait, there’s more! How about 5 Supporter Windflit, who will blow away any enemies standing in your way? Or 5 Specialist Spuria, who can craft the most insane weapons you’ve ever seen?

And let’s not forget about our exclusive skins, like the Il Siracusano Rerun – Vigil skin, which will make you look like a total badass while mining for diamonds.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

underflow, Ulpianus, Grain Buds, Shalem, paprika

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of the pixelated universe! Join us for epic battles against creepers, hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content that will blow your mind, like a secret quest to find the legendary Diamond Sheep, a potion that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours, and a hidden disco party in the Nether realm.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server now and prepare to laugh until your inventory is full of diamonds from all the fun you’ll be having.

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Blocky Knights LOL

Muelsyse, Viviana, Quercus, Absinthe, Poncirus

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken in a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. From filling your house with llamas to turning your diamond armor into a tutu, these villagers will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

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MysticCraft Realms 1.21.4

economic policy, buyer’s remorse, global market, tariffs impact, Economy

Lmao, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like Trump’s Twitter feed!

Build your own wall in our world and make the zombies pay for it!

Don’t be a noob like Biden, come show off your epic building skills with us!

Join now and make Minecraft great again!

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WifePerks Minecraft Server

corporate accounting manager, Promotion, resignation, family targets, performance review

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even stay-at-home moms get annual performance reviews and bonuses! 🤑 Join us for a wild ride filled with managerial skillsets applied to family life, shared calendars, and monthly targets that will have you feeling like a corporate superstar in no time! 💼

🏆 Our exclusive 5-point scale rating system will have you striving for that coveted “Exceeds Expectations” status, just like our top-performing dog who scored a perfect 5! 🐶 And don’t worry, even new joiners like our baby son get a fair shot at earning their place on the leaderboard. 🍼

😂 But be warned, handing out bonuses and performance reviews may lead to unexpected consequences, like ripped-up checks, emotional outbursts, and threats of resignation. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that even Minecraft can’t compete with! 💥

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of stay-at-home parenting on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! 😉🎮

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AirplaneParentsNotMyProb

Airport, Australia, gig, AirplaneParentsNotMyProb, Band

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and let’s see who will come out on top in this airport showdown!

Picture this: you’re flying high in the sky on a pixelated plane, ready to drop off your SO’s parents in Australia. But oh no, they expect you to pick them up when they return! Will you sacrifice your gig ticket for the greater good, or will you make them take the Minecraft train back home?

Get ready for some intense drama and heated arguments as you navigate through this virtual world. Who will be crowned the ultimate Minecraft airport chauffeur? Join now and find out!

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StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

disgusting scent, noxious fumes, overpowering stink, vile odor, horrid fragrance

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret cave full of creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, like what even is that?! And the admins are like these mystical unicorns who grant you wishes if you sacrifice a stack of melons, it’s wild man. Plus, there’s this secret smell in the air that repulses you but also makes you crave more, like a mix of rotten eggs and cotton candy. It’s so weird but you gotta experience it for yourself, join now or miss out on all the craziness!

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