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CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Animals Bred:	122	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

MommaDramaCraft

aita, building my future, college plans, conservative mother, controlling mother, deciding my own future, guilt and frustration, handling the situation, Islamic boarding school, making my mom cry, MommaDramaCraft, not believing anymore, pursuing goals, religious mother, sacrificing for children, standing up for myself, stifling school, telling her she can’t control my life

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ores Mined:	2310
Magic Items Found:	8543	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	6210
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being controlled by your mom and forced to go to a boring Islamic boarding school? Do you want to break free and start building your future in a fun and exciting way? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents!

On our server, you can create your own world, pursue your goals, and never have to worry about being sent off to a school you don’t want to attend. Plus, you can join forces with other players who are also looking to break free from oppressive family situations.

Don’t wait five years to start living your life – join our server now and show your mom that you’re the master of your own destiny! Who knew escaping from a religious boarding school could be so entertaining and empowering? Let’s build a future together, one block at a time!

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9507
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Ores Mined:	4853

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6694	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Votes:	9921

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchantments Applied:	67
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchantments Applied:	173
Villages Defended:	7	Mines Excavated:	4611
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	4835
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Votes:	8976

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Magic Items Found:	8495	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!