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BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, bad idea, BadIdeaBuyer, Bitcoin, contrarian investing, Cyber trucks, Financial Advice, financial decisions, free market, FTX collapsing, hot potato, house investment, investing, Investment mindset, investment strategy, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, tesla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crops Grown:	3917	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

BoyfriendBossMC

boyfriend as doctor, boyfriend as support, boyfriend in appointments, boyfriend in consultations, boyfriend in control appointment, boyfriend in doctor appointments, boyfriend in healthcare, boyfriend in hospital, boyfriend in internship, boyfriend in medical appointments, boyfriend in medical field, boyfriend in medical school, boyfriend in surgery, boyfriend in surgery appointment, boyfriend support, BoyfriendBossMC, controlling boyfriend, doctor appointments, doctor boyfriend, medical student boyfriend

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	4891	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in healing through laughter! Just like how this girl’s boyfriend helped her through her nose surgery, we will help you navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft with our expert guidance.

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can bring your partner along for all your virtual adventures. Need help fighting off creepers? No problem, your boyfriend can step in and save the day just like he saved this girl from her panic during doctor appointments.

And don’t worry about your friend judging you for letting your boyfriend see inside your nose – on our server, we embrace all the weird and wonderful things that make us who we are. Plus, who wouldn’t want a partner who can handle a little nose exploration?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will be jealous of all the fun you’re having!

FilmGeekMinecraftSMP

cinematic hidden gems, cinematic hidden treasures, FilmGeekMinecraftSMP, forgotten films, hidden cinematic gems, hidden film treasures, hidden gems, hidden movie gems, hidden movie treasures, lesser-known films, obscure movies, overlooked classics, overlooked gems, overlooked movies, sleeper hits, under-the-radar films, underappreciated cinema, underrated films, underrated masterpieces, underrated movies, undiscovered films

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Towns Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually secret agents trying to save the world from an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, chickens. But don’t worry, we also have epic quests, insane parkour challenges, and a hidden underground disco club where the villagers like to party. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more like a blockbuster movie than a regular old Minecraft world, come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

MineNSFWSecrets

adult content, Confessions, explicit, fantasies, Forbidden, hidden desires, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Men, MineNSFWSecrets, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, reddit, REVEALING, secret, Sexuality, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

NanoMinecraftCreature

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1693
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	4538
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

arthouse, black and white films, cinema classics, cinematic masterpieces, classic cinema, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, Film history, film recommendations, Film Reviews, foreign films, independent cinema, Minecraft, movie lovers, post-war films, smp, SMPixelatedFlicks

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Potions Brewed:	168
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

brotherhood, children, coping, DATING, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Grief, Minecraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, relationships, remarriage, resilience, Server, socializing, step-family, StepSass, support network, support system, Therapy, widowed

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

anger, Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Decision making, Driving, Edition, emotions, escalation, family, Kids, MaritalCraft, Neighborhood, parenting, QUIT, RAGE, relationships, residential street, road rage, Safety, screaming, Spouse, Walking

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	7377	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!