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EatMyBlocks – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “How did ass eating become a thing?” Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of butt munching.

Our server is home to a thriving community of players who all share a love for exploring the unknown and pushing the boundaries of what is considered socially acceptable. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just looking to dip your toes in the water (or in this case, the butt), there’s a place for you here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the ass eating phenomenon. Some say it all started with a rogue pig who stumbled upon a magical enchanted apple, while others believe it was a curse placed upon the land by a vengeful witch. Join us and help solve this age-old mystery once and for all.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of ass eating. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind this bizarre trend and become a legend in the Minecraft world.

WeddingCraft2021

acceptance, adoption, bio dad, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, love, Memory, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special role, stepdad, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness for some blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!

So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!

Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Save the Creepers!

#sustainability, Altruism, Animals, Awareness, Biodiversity, coexistence, compassion, conservation, CREEPERS, ecosystem, Empathy, endangered, Environment, Extinction, Humanity, preservation, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, Save, species, wildlife

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	4972

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. FIRST OF ALL, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. u can be rich af in no time. SECONDLY, our server is protected by a pack of wild wolves that will attack any griefers. so u can build ur masterpiece in peace. AND LASTLY, we have a secret mission to save the rare pink sheep from extinction. we are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

blocks, brain cells, cognition, Communication, concept cells, he, hippocampus, image, Language, linking, Memory, Minds.., name.., neurology, neuroscience, palooza, person, Pronoun, Pronouns, research, Sentence, She, study, Tracking

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

1.21.1, Active players, Adventure, Bedrock break, Carpet Duping, Discord, end fight, gamemode, Griefing, Ip:, map size, Minecraft, Netheroof, new, PvP, Render Distance, semi anarchy, SemiMadness, Server, smp, Tnt, Tree, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Tree SMP Minecraft Server

Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.

IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.

2. What is the server’s Discord server?

You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.

3. When is the end fight taking place?

The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.

4. What are the server rules?

Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.

5. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.

6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.

Godot Fork Minecraft Server

Beta Testing, bug fixes, coding, collaboration, Community, Development, Fork, game engine, Godot, long term, Minecraft, ongoing, open source, programming, progress, Project, Server, software, Software Development, Status, Technology, update

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	237
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	168

Are you tired of waiting for Godot? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to wait for anything! Our server is so fast, even Godot himself would be impressed.

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP

BROKEN, Computer Hardware, customer satisfaction, customer service, faulty product, gaming equipment, Graphics Card, hardware issue, malfunction, Minecraft, product defect, Repair, repair process, repair service, replacement parts, return policy, RX 7800 XT, smp, tech support, technical support, Troubleshooting, warranty, warranty coverage, warranty repair

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with faulty graphics cards in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where even the most broken RX 7800 XTs work perfectly fine! Our server is so magical, it can even fix hardware issues with just a click of a button. Who needs warranty repairs when you can just hop on our server and game in peace? Join now and experience the wonders of our mystical Minecraft world where GPUs never fail and gamers never cry over broken tech!

XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, blended families, Christmas stress, coping with change, Divorce, emotional boundaries, emotional processing, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, family dynamics after divorce, family gatherings, Family Support, holiday plans, holiday traditions, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, parental approval, parental relationships, parents dating, personal boundaries, Server, XmasBoyfriendNotReady

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons!

We understand the struggle of navigating post-divorce family dynamics, which is why our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. No need to worry about your mom’s boyfriend crashing Christmas dinner – on our server, the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally fall into a ravine.

So come join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of finding your new normal. Plus, who needs awkward family gatherings when you can spend the holidays mining for diamonds and battling zombies?

Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – join our Minecraft server and let the holiday stress melt away like snow in the Nether!

SisGone4Garden

communication breakdown, domestic disputes, emotional distress, Eviction, family conflict, Family Support, garden dispute, grass vs garden, Home ownership, legal action, living arrangements, marital priorities, neighbor interference, parenting decisions, police involvement, property boundaries, property rights, roommate problems, sibling rivalry, SisGone4Garden, sister drama

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1212

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry experience!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Witness the epic battle between a sister and a wife over a patch of grass! Who knew landscaping could cause so much chaos? Join now to see the drama unfold in real-time.

Experience the thrill of police involvement and neighbor disputes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MineTime Madness

digital addiction, excessive screen time, highest screen time, madness, minetime, screen addiction, screen time, screen time awareness, screen time balance, screen time boundaries, screen time effects, screen time habits, screen time impact, screen time limits, screen time management, screen time monitoring, screen time recommendations, screen time statistics, screen time tips, screen time tracking, screen time trends, technology use

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of spending hours on end staring at your screen with nothing to show for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring screen time because on our server, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and riding pigs into the sunset.

Forget about your real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom (just make sure to wear a diaper).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our legendary annual Minecraft marathon, where players compete to see who can survive the longest without blinking. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring screen time forever!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

#announcement, Army, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, defense forces, Fatalities, ground operation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavoc, idf, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, we got so much action goin on, even the IDF is talkin about us! 7 soldiers killed by Hezbollah? Pffft, that’s nothin compared to the epic battles we have on the server! Join now and show off ur mad skills, maybe u can take down some virtual baddies too! Let’s goooo!