eatmillones – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CompCraft

Adventure, bandits, Caves, Claims, Community, CompCraft, Custom Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Dungeons, Engineering, Farms, fossil excavation, MONEY, pvp arena, Quest, rare items, Redstone, smp, Starter Kit, vanilla mechanics, Zombie Mini-Game

IP:	play.compcraft.org \| JAVA 1.21

Features:

Quest
Fossil Excavation
Economy
Custom Rares
Custom Dungeons
Bandits
PvP Arena
Claims
Vanilla Mechanics
Zombie (COD style) Mini Game

CompCraft might be the server for you if you like smaller close knit community, building big farms, grinding to make money, collecting rare items, engineering with red stone, exploring dungeons & caves, and/or excavating massive Dinosaur fossils. Whether you are a seasoned expert at the game or willing to learn, everyone is welcome to join the adventure! When you join, you will be given a starter kit to help you get going on your journey!

Discord: https://discord.gg/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply enter the IP address play.compcraft.org in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules on the server?	A: Yes, please refer to our Discord server or in-game rules for more information on our guidelines.
Q: Can I play with my friends on this server?	A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Q: How can I make money on the server?	A: You can grind, participate in quests, sell rare items, and more to earn money in the economy system.
Q: Is there a way to report issues or get help on the server?	A: Yes, you can reach out to our staff members on Discord for assistance or to report any problems you encounter.

Quests & Legends 1.20.2
1.20.2, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, consent, cyberbullying, Emotional Abuse, empowerment, Gaslighting, Harassment, Legends, Misogyny, nudes, objectification, online dating, online safety, Quests, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, sexting, toxic masculinity
OMG, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if you were a blocky woman and someone asked for nudes, but then dissed your pixelated body like it wasn’t sexy enough! 😂 They’re all like “your body isn’t arousing, I need huge pixelated tits to get off” 🤣 It’s like a virtual roast session, but with blocks! Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate pixelated body shaming and get served cold, stale nudes like a bad restaurant. It’s like a before picture in a medical textbook, but in Minecraft form! 😂😂😂 #BlockyBodyShaming #MinecraftMadness

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MelbTrip Minecraft Server
#Intention, Betrayed, break up, child-free, children, Conversation, crazy, doubt, Fight, Future, love, manipulative, MelbTrip, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreacting, PAX Melbourne, relationship, Server, Surprise, TICKETS, trip to melbourne, video game convention
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find!
So, like, picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a wild PAX Melbourne convention appears! That’s right, we surprise our players with tickets to real-life events because we’re just that cool. And if that’s not enough, we’ll also throw in a spontaneous “I want children” conversation just to keep things interesting.
But wait, there’s more! We thrive on drama and manipulation, so get ready for some intense fights that will test your relationship skills like never before. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even score some free tickets to PAX just like our unsuspecting players did.
Join us now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, betrayal, and not knowing who you can trust anymore. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the chaos begin!

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BlockBankruptcyCraft
BlockBankruptcyCraft, budgeting, cashapp, combined finances, cutting access to money, drug addiction, financial boundaries, Financial Communication, financial consequences, financial control, financial decisions, Financial goals, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, financial transparency, financial trust, husband’s spending habits, marital conflict, shared bank account, unemployment
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give out free hugs, and a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples!
So, like, I was mining for some diamonds and stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on dragons and chickens have laser eyes. It’s wild, man!
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret society of villagers who throw the most epic parties every Friday night? You don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.
Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find his hidden treasure chest. I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a taco that never runs out of guac. Best decision of my life, bro.
So, come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s goooo! 🚀🐲💎

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MovieTraumaSMP
childhood anxiety, childhood experiences, childhood fear, childhood memories, childhood movie trauma, childhood nightmares, childhood psychological effects, childhood trauma, early trauma, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-term effects, movie fear, movie phobias, movie trauma, movie-induced trauma, MovieTraumaSMP, psychological impact, scary movies, traumatic events
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing ever! So, like, one time I was watching this movie when I was a kid and it totally traumatized me, like for real. But then I joined this server and it was so lit that I forgot all about that stupid movie. Plus, the admins are like unicorns that grant wishes and the players are all secretly superheroes in disguise. You won’t believe the crazy adventures we go on, like fighting off zombie hordes with diamond swords and riding pigs into battle. It’s like a never-ending party with explosions and rainbows everywhere. So come join us and leave your childhood traumas behind, because on this server, anything is possible!

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NotYourAverageBeauty
Allure, APPEAL, attractiveness, beauty standards, Charm, distinct features, distinctiveness, individual charm, Individuality, non-conventional beauty, non-traditional beauty, NotYourAverageBeauty, personal preference, personal taste, physical features, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unique attractiveness, Unique Features
Are you tired of being judged by society’s beauty standards? Do you find yourself attracted to physical features that others may not appreciate? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!
Join our server and embrace your love for unconventional beauty! From blocky noses to pixelated ears, we celebrate all the unique features that make you, well, you! Who needs perfectly symmetrical faces when you can have asymmetrical awesomeness?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Ugly Duckling” challenge, where players compete to see who can create the most hilariously hideous avatar. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft characters quite like this before!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of wacky aesthetics and outrageous fun. Who needs beauty standards when you can have a blast being beautifully bizarre on our server? See you there!

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EuroDefend vs. AmeriDoom Minecraft Server
American defense stocks, American economy, American market, American stocks, AmeriDoom, defense companies, defense industry, defense industry news, defense investments., defense sector, defense sector trends, EuroDefend, European defense sector, European defense stocks, european economy, European Market, European stocks, LOSING, Minecraft, Server, SKYROCKETING, stock market, stock performance
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.
and get this, our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties in town.
plus, our European defense stocks are through the roof, while American ones are just losing their marbles. so come on over and join the fun, before the creepers take over and turn everything into chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ZelenskyyCraft: War & Peace
Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, long term resolution., Military, negotiations, ongoing conflict, Peace, peace talks, political tension, russia, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft
join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world drama like ukraine and russia beef cuz aint nobody got time fo dat. our server is like a peaceful oasis in da midst of chaos, where u can build ur dream castle without worrying bout dem pesky invasions. plus, u might even run into zelenskyy himself tryna find some solace in da virtual world. who knows, maybe he’ll even challenge u to a build battle to settle da score once and for all. so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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Fur Edition Spacecraft 1.21
Edition, edition for editionists, editionists, editiony, editiony edition, für, fur edition, fur edition for editionists, s/fur, s/fur edition, spacecraft
Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where you can unleash your inner furry and build your wildest fantasies in Minecraft.
Join our server for the ultimate editiony edition experience! We’ve got custom skins, crazy mods, and a community of fellow editionists who are just as obsessed with furries as you are.
Why join? Well, where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers? Or build a giant statue of your fursona out of diamond blocks?
Don’t miss out on the chance to let your furry flag fly high in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the editiony edition madness begin!

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TimeWarp10s Minecraft SMP
10 seconds, Alter, brief, CHANGE, decision, fleeting, Future, historical event, History, Impact, make a difference, memorable, Minecraft, moment, opportunity, past, Quick, Significant, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, TimeWarp10s
OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP where you can time-travel for 10 seconds?? Like, imagine going back to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and just like, chilling with a T-Rex for a hot sec. Or going to the future and seeing flying cars and robot butlers, like whaaat??
But wait, there’s more! You can also go back in time to when your parents first met and like, totally mess with their love story. Or go to ancient Egypt and steal Cleopatra’s eyeliner, because who wouldn’t want that iconic look, amirite?
So like, if you wanna join this wacky SMP and mess with history in the most lolzy way possible, hit me up and let’s make some chaos together! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. 😂🦖🚀 #TimeTravelMinecraftSMPftw

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