Eating Minecraft Servers

Eating Minecraft Servers

  • OrgansRUsCraft

    OrgansRUsCraft
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 1808
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Votes: 9257 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 203
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so like, have you ever wondered what animals are thinking? well, on this server, animals are straight up clueless about their own bodies! they have no idea they have organs inside them or why they need to eat and sleep to survive. it’s like a reality show but in Minecraft! join now to witness the hilarious confusion of our animal friends as they navigate through life without a clue. plus, you can build epic structures and battle other players in epic PvP battles. come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on this wild server!

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  • NoFearFeastsMC

    NoFearFeastsMC
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 4837
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 179 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Runes Activated: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel uncomfortable eating in front of people? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you have a fear of dining with others.

    Join us and never worry about someone awkwardly watching you eat while they sit there without touching their food. Our server is a safe space for those who prefer to dine alone, even in a virtual world.

    Plus, if you’re tired of rude guests who walk out without saying goodbye or spend most of the dinner in the bathroom, you’ll fit right in here. We understand the struggle of dealing with inconsiderate players and we promise to provide a welcoming environment for all.

    So come on over and enjoy a meal in peace, without any judgment or discrimination. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate dining experience like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BucketBitesMC

    BucketBitesMC
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 2297
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we eat everything out of buckets, even steak and cake! because why use plates when you can use buckets, right? plus, our server has a secret underground society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. they hold fancy tea parties every saturday and you’re invited to join in on the fun! also, did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes? yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. so come on down to our bucket-eating, chicken tea partying, rainbow laser shooting server and join the madness!

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  • ValleyOfTheAlmostUs

    ValleyOfTheAlmostUs
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6939
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Votes: 4782 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Crops Grown: 7719

    New Minecraft Servers

    Haha, bruh, come join dis server where we be livin’ in a world where Neanderthals be chompin’ on our ancestors like they snacks! It’s like Uncanny Valley on steroids, man! But don’t worry, we got your back with epic protection against them savage cavemen.

    You’ll be buildin’ your crib in no time, gatherin’ resources like a boss and showin’ them Neanderthals who’s the real alpha in this crazy world. Plus, we got secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

    So, what you waitin’ for? Come join us and let’s kick some prehistoric butt together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Let’s do this!

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  • BurgerCraftUpsideDown

    BurgerCraftUpsideDown
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 9926
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever tried eating burgers upside down? It’s like, the most natural and ergonomic way to chow down on some beefy goodness. And that’s just the beginning of the insanity you’ll find on our Minecraft server.

    Join us if you wanna ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re more into building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano. We don’t judge, we just provide the platform for your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true.

    Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper drop the sickest beats while wearing a sparkly top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most burger-flipping Minecraft server around. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesomeness.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

    Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4631
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

    But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Vanilla so uneasy, it’s like eating a spoonful of cinnamon!

    Vanilla so uneasy, it’s like eating a spoonful of cinnamon!
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 9672
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2764 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP: uneasyvanilla.com
    Version: 1.20.6

    Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight-knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

    Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecraft’s original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!

    While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.

    Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!

    You can find us at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

    Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server.

    Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com Join us now, you won’t regret it!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? While we embrace a sense of anarchy, we do have some rules in place to protect the integrity of the server and the gameplay experience for all players. Griefing that goes beyond reasonable limits is not allowed.
    Are there any plugins on the server? We strive to maintain a vanilla experience on our server, but we do have some essential plugins for moderation and performance purposes. However, we keep the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible.
    How can I join the server? You can join by entering the IP “uneasyvanilla.com” in your Minecraft client. Make sure you are using the correct version to connect to our server.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in fair and friendly PvP encounters. Any form of excessive harassment or bullying will not be tolerated.

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  • PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

    PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1860
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Divine Spears Created: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

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  • TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

    TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 1612
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

    we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

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  • CookedByFood

    CookedByFood
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8307
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 404
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 204 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR MOUTH FEEL LIKE IT’S ON FIRE, BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTS DANCING THE MACARENA! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE MOBS HAVE GOT MOVES!

    AND GET THIS – THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS AND EAT THEM FOR A BOOST OF ENERGY!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO WANTS TO BE PETTED? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS, ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE MOST FEARSOME MOBS ARE JUST BIG SOFTIES AT HEART!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS CRAZY, WILD, AND DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!

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  • Incel-Free Minecraft Server

    Incel-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 1808
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Dimension Hops: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 8064
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, mining away in solitude with only your pet pig for company? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being an incel again! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers as you are.

    But that’s not all – on our server, the mobs have a mind of their own! Imagine a world where zombies do the cha-cha and skeletons breakdance while shooting arrows at you. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    And if you’re still not convinced, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on. That’s right, you can gallop through the virtual world on a majestic unicorn, leaving a trail of rainbow sparkles in your wake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to inceldom forever!

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  • Floofy Titties Minecraft SMP: S/Fur Bread Ride

    Floofy Titties Minecraft SMP: S/Fur Bread Ride
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 6124
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Gods Slained: 0
    Ores Mined: 3929 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is having a fur bread ride with floofy titties and tails! Why? Because muh floof, that’s why! We don’t discriminate against any type of floof, whether it’s from a fluffy bunny or a majestic lion.

    But wait, there’s more! We have small colorful mares from popular TV shows running around the server, adding an extra level of chaos and excitement. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a My Little Pony while building their dream castle?

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with fur bread rides, floofy titties, and colorful mares. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the absurd, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 3251
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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  • Post Normal Girls Minecraft Server

    Post Normal Girls Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 6428
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Star Shards Collected: 162
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with average, run-of-the-mill players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow post normal girls to join! That’s right, forget about playing with regular players, our server is exclusively for the most unique and quirky girls in the Minecraft community.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a post normal girl on our server built a house entirely out of rainbow-colored sheep. And not just any sheep, these sheep could fly! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as she tried to corral her flying sheep back into their pen. It was a sight to behold, and you could be a part of wacky adventures like this every day on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party room where post normal girls gather to dance the night away to the latest Minecraft tunes. You won’t find a party like this anywhere else, that’s for sure.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary, come join our server and meet the most eccentric and fun-loving girls in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Last Woman Minecraft SMP Sex Time

    Last Woman Minecraft SMP Sex Time
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 3862
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds! Or how about the time when a group of villagers declared war on the chickens for stealing their crops? It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. Imagine riding a giant spider into battle against a horde of creepers, or teaming up with a pack of wolves to take down a rogue Enderman. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a player who has a wild story about their last sexual encounter. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

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  • BitchCraft Minecraft Server

    BitchCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 9967
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now to witness the legend of Jasmine Luna, the fat bitch who rules the land with her epic dance moves and killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a snap of her fingers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure! Join now and prepare to be amazed by the madness that awaits you on our server.

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  • Nun Nun November Minecraft SMP

    Nun Nun November Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5443
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Nun Nun November, the most holy and chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on Nun Nun November, we have nun-tastic events like the Great Nun Race where players dress up as nuns and race around the server for glory and prizes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is actually a secret portal to the Nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode in a shower of confetti.

    Join us on Nun Nun November for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a disguised llama who only speaks in riddles. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the nun-tastic madness!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 1348
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184
    Emeralds Found: 914 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Farms Harvested: 787
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

    Legend has it that in November 2024, a forgotten player stumbled upon this server and was instantly transported to a world of endless possibilities. The player was greeted by a talking pig who offered to show them around the server. As they explored, they discovered hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even rare mythical creatures roaming the land.

    But that’s not all! This server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you will ever witness. Players ride on giant chickens armed with laser swords while fighting off hordes of evil villagers riding on zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

    So why should you join this server? Because here, you will never be forgotten. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Plus, where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on this Minecraft server, my friend. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the adventure begin!

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  • No_Excuse_V_Minecraft SMP

    No_Excuse_V_Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9980
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Farms Harvested: 726 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Alright, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! We’ve got a wild new SMP where you can unlock the legendary Riley character by participating in her cup event. Set a killer time, make it to the top ten percent, and boom – Riley Shards galore! But that’s not all, folks. Rumor has it that if you collect all five Shards and unlock Riley, she’ll grant you three wishes! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and let the madness begin!

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  • Blocktopia – Epic Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia – Epic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 9507
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6175 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers? Look no further than this server, where the /lig/ Knight Rises Edition is taking the virtual world by storm!

    Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where we only accept the coolest indie vtubers regardless of the language they stream in. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent, you’re in!

    Check out our crazy numbers for the top indie vtubers, including the non-English sensations like the Russian sensation Orkpod and the Chinese superstar KSPKSP. And don’t worry, we’re all about chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding – we’re all about that indie vibe!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, and even a Wheel of Names to spice things up. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and OC material for the OP – it’s a wild ride!

    So come join us on this Minecraft server where the virtual world meets the indie vtuber scene in the most outrageous way possible. You won’t regret it – unless you miss out on all the fun!

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