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CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Enchantments Applied:	105	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	6377
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mines Excavated:	4338
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

The Security Breach Show

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you hungry for more Security Breach Show content?Well, you’ve come to the right place.We have a wonderful community full of like-minded people, like yourself. Come and join us to talk about our favorite shows together! If you’re looking for even more fun, we have a fantastic Roleplay section. Show us your stuff by flaunting off any art you may have done, whether it be for your favorite Show or just for your love of FNAF in general! Do you want to show us the newest Freddy meme? Well, we have a spot for that too! If you’re looking for a more in-depth talk about the shows ongoing lore, we have a theories channel where you can get together and talk about it.Join our discord server here!https://discord.gg/TSBS

play.securitybreachshow.com

The Mine Labs

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2731	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Now Open! Join our new community with a ton of excellent features already available, with more to come! We will always run the latest Forge version of Cobblemon!

Our Server IP: play.theminelabs.com Our Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/theminelabs-cobblemon Our Discord: https://discord.gg/jfnwFw7f Our Website: https://theminelabs.com/

play.theminelabs.com

Real Craft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85

[b]RealCraft[/b]

Towny|SlimeFun Server with wars between cities and nations, with the possibility of using missiles and tnt to attack your enemies, they won’t even know where this attack came from, all on a replica of the world map 100% identical to the real one. [b]Come to Real Craft and rain fire on your enemies…[/b]

(REAL CRAFT AND COMPLETELY AGAINST VIOLENCE.)

193.123.103.22

Sevgen Towny

Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5562	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Towny is a server that will allow you, our players, to have a pleasant time with its advanced features.

89.35.52.100

woodCraft

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9131	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

MineCraft Factions server created by veteran server owners looking to create a competitive, engaged, community-like gaming experience. If you are looking for staff members that are mature, incredibly active, and always looking to continue to expand content for players then woodCraft is your home.

play.woodgaming.live

TH Nations

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	294	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

TH Nations is a server designed to cater to the players who enjoy; roleplay, a flare to their game, building, waging wars, creating their own societies or just exploring towns cities and nations. check out the wiki for some more info https://tacohavennations.fandom.com/wiki/TacoHavenNations_Wiki

ALTHOUGH WE USE A FACTIONS PLUGIN THIS SERVER IS NOT INTENDED TO BE PLAYED AS A FACTIONS SERVER.

th.tacohaven.org

Naruto Shinobi Anarchy

Anarchy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Have you ever joined a Minecraft Naruto server expecting to grind up cool abilities and causing havoc with your new found powers, just to discover that it has explosions disabled, a finite world map and that you can’t even mine ore? If yes, then you are not alone and this is why I created Naruto Shinobi Anarchy. Here you can roam around an infinitely generating, proper Minecraft map, have the full Survival Minecraft experience, including: blowing shit up, mining ore, going to the End and the Nether. Everything is allowed! Become the strongest Shinobi, band with other players and create factions, destroy your enemies’ homes and raid thei chests! Hell, thanks to the Minecraft Comes Alive mod, you can even steal their Wifes! With AHZBN’s brilliant Naruto Mod, hit mods such as Draconic Evolution, Mekanism, Mowziesmobs, Twighlitforest and many many more paired with the ability and freedom to do whatever the hell you want, you will never run out of things to do and grind for.

Join as at Naruto Shinobi Anarchy Discord: discord.gg/kzyywbcH

31.214.166.12:26008

HYDRO

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Chill minecraft smp. Main goal is to fight using crystal. Basically this is a crystal pvp server. .

hydrosmp.fun

Alt history cold war – Iron curtain

Anarchy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Join one of 28 different European countries from the Cold War and be an ally of their side: NATO or the Warsaw Pact. Guns, tanks, jets, helicopters and space travel are all included in this server. Invite your friends to your country and build your base and raid enemy bases.

coldwarrebooted.apexmc.co

NerdsMC

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crops Grown:	9336	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

NerdsMC is a minecraft server open to crack version. There is Prop Hunt, MissileWars, Creative, Parkour, Spleef, Sumo and much more. The server is open from 1.8 to 1.19

nerdsmc.net:25590