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CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

HostageCraft: NoRespawnsForKfir

Awareness, Captivity, care, emotional distress, family, Hostage, HostageCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Kfir Bibas, Life, media attention, neglect, News, NoRespawnsForKfir, relative, rescue, Support, Survival, Tragedy, Trauma, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Farms Harvested:	870

so like, this server is like the ultimate escape for all the hostages out there, like Kfir Bibas, who just want to break free and build stuff in peace, ya know? like, forget about being held captive, come join us and create your own world where you’re the boss, not some crazy kidnapper. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from your captors and plan your epic escape, it’s like a whole new level of survival mode, man. so if you’re tired of being a hostage in real life, come join us and be a free spirit in the virtual world, where the only thing holding you back is your imagination. let’s break free together, one block at a time!

SeaweedShuffleCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	81	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Potions Brewed:	159
Dimension Hops:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant brown seaweed monster emerges from the depths of the ocean! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame these seaweed beasts and ride them into battle against other players.

Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has seagrass races every Sunday, where you can compete against other players to see who can navigate the treacherous underwater obstacle course the fastest. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of seagrass!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find rare and exotic seaweed pets to accompany you on your adventures. From the elusive Rainbow Seaweed to the fearsome Seaweed Dragon, you’ll never run out of companions to keep you company.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you battle giant seaweed monsters, compete in seagrass races, and collect the most unique seaweed pets in all of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

UndyingSmpS3

Cross-Play, Discord, dream items, join team, minecraft community, money prize, online gaming, Player vs Player, PvP, random items, Roleplay, rules, shared money, Survival, Survival Challenge, survival game, survival server, TEAM, team leader, Tournament, tournament prize, Unique abilities, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Votes:	5815	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

This is A Survival Tournament Challenge Where There Are items called Dream items having unique ability their all random and only team leaders get 1 to participate in the tournament while not being team leader just join a team from a team leader and youll both get the money shared equally the tournament price is 70$ Also Please Read The Rules Fully! just in case https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

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PeakWomen Minecraft Server

female diversity, female representation, Female Role Models, gender equality, Minecraft, PEAK women, PeakWomen, Server, successful women, Women empowerment, women in business, Women in Education, women in healthcare, women in leadership, women in media, women in politics, women in society, Women in sports, women in stem, women in technology, women in the arts, women leaders, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3411
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the PEAK women hang out! That’s right, we’ve got the most fabulous and fierce players around, all ready to conquer the virtual world in style.

Join our server and you’ll see women rocking diamond armor like it’s the hottest fashion trend, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower, and taming dragons like they’re cute little pets. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you’ve got a badass queen ruling the land?

So if you want to see what PEAK women look like in Minecraft, come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new virtual BFF or even a fierce rival to challenge your skills. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the games begin!

Homura’s Block Party Minecraft Server

akemi homura, Anime, BLOCK, character analysis, complex character, dark magical girl, Despair, emotional, fan theories, friendship, Homuras, Hope, love, Magical Girl, Mahou Shoujo, Manga, Minecraft, Party, Psychological, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Redemption, sacrifice, Server, speculation, time travel, tragic

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magic Items Found:	6180	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Farms Harvested:	670	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature spits out enchanted golden apples and grants wishes to all who dare to tame it.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals speak in rhymes. But beware of the evil Cookie Monster who guards the entrance and demands a toll of cookies before letting you pass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe.

CraftyRoomieRevolt

anger, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Confrontation, Cooking, CraftyRoomieRevolt, equality, Expectations, friendship, Gender Roles, Housewife, LGBTQ, living arrangements, personal space, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate conflict

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life roommates like Jesus and find a truly epic gaming experience!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with dragons, unicorns, and flying pigs – yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS! Our server is so magical that even the creepers are friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all – we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting for you to discover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the roommate drama behind for a world of endless fun and laughter! Remember, on our server, you’re the king or queen of your own castle – no personal maids required!

StruggleCraft

anxiety, Behavior, Challenges, changes, Communication, coping, depression, discreet indicator, emotional, Help, ISOLATION, Life, mental health, mood, physical health, signs, stress, StruggleCraft, Struggling, Support, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Towns Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7632
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens roaming around the server. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just by saying the secret password backwards while doing a handstand. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a bucket of lava!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy chicken).

ISIS Smugglecraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	192
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	149	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got over 400 migrants brought to the U.S. by an ISIS-affiliated smuggling network… but like, don’t worry, they’re all chill and just here to play some blocky games with us!

Join us for some wild adventures, like riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall! Plus, our staff team is made up of trained dolphins who can help you navigate the treacherous waters of our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons, they’ll blow your mind… literally!

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few explosive surprises along the way! See you there, gamers!

BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

Demonic Network

action-packed, Active, Adventure, Community, cooperative gaming, Cross-Play, Custom, Demonic Network, Economy, Factions, Fighting, imagination, Journey, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	329261
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to Demonic Network! Offering players for an action-packed passes, fighting, cooperative gaming, and a thriving community. Unleash your imagination and set out on an exciting journey now!

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