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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6040 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
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