Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

KurskCraft: Lukashenko’s Plea for Peace

Belarus, call for peace, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military intervention, negotiations, ongoing conflict, Peace, peace talks, PLEA, political leaders, regional stability, russia, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Villages Defended:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking pig named bob!

oh ya, did i mention that our server is located in the mystical land of Belarus, where Lukashenko himself plays as a secret character? ya, he’s always urging russia and ukraine to end their war while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? ya, it’s pretty awesome.

BdayCash4Gifts

BdayCash4Gifts, birthday celebration, birthday gift, birthday present, birthday surprise, budgeting, Financial Planning, Generosity, gift giving, Gift ideas, personal finance, planning ahead, saving money, special occasion, thoughtful gesture, thoughtful gift

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

so, like, you know when you get money for your birthday, right? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can use that money to buy your friend a gift on THEIR birthday! how epic is that?! like, imagine logging on and surprising your friend with a diamond sword or a stack of obsidian. they’ll be like, “OMG, you’re the best friend ever!” and you’ll be like, “I know, right? I’m basically a minecraft gift-giving genius.” so, like, join this server and be the ultimate birthday buddy!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

anxiety, Appearance, BlockyBedroomBlunders, erection, gender differences, Intimacy, Men, mental health, partner, performance pressure, physical performance, relationships, self esteem, sexual confidence, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual performance anxiety, sexual performance issues, sexual satisfaction, study, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3599
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

so, like, u ever feel like u got performance anxiety in the bedroom? well guess what, turns out it aint just a guy thing! gals get it too! they stressin bout lookin good and makin their partner happy. and dudes? they freakin out about keepin it up, if ya know what i mean. but guess what? on our server, u aint gotta worry bout none of that! u can just relax, build some epic stuff, and have a blast with ur friends! come join us and leave all that stress behind!

Tails SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Roleplay Creative Minigames PVP Mods Adventure Skyblock Pixelmon Economy Towny Faction Vanilla Hardcore Bedwars Skywars Prison HCF, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to the Tails SMP! We have crates, and good land claiming and nice staff (we need staff right now) Enjoy your stay!

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Seraph’s Off the Rails! No Rules, Just Fun! 16+ and Vanilla+

active community, Commitment, Community, Discord, Fun, Grief Protection, Instructions, jaylowa, Join, Mature, proximity chat, punished, Rails, Relaxed, rule-breakers, rules, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Server, Vanilla, vanilla feel, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Relax	Play at your own pace without feeling obligated to play 24/7.
Grief protection	Mod to rollback any griefing or stealing done by players.
Commitment to Vanilla	No land claiming mods or commands like /tpa, /home to maintain vanilla feel.
Proximity chat	Simple voice chat mod for in-game communication.
Active community	Small, active community with staff always online to enforce rules.

How to Join?

Send a message to jaylowa on Discord for instructions on how to get whitelisted and join the server.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	The server is for players aged 16 and above.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	We have a mod in place to rollback any griefing or stealing actions by players.
Are there any commands like /tpa or /home available?	We maintain a commitment to vanilla gameplay and do not have such commands.
How can I communicate with other players in-game?	We have a proximity chat mod installed for easy voice communication.

Pick-A-Block Minecraft Server

Ironmouse, Ironmouse wife, Marriage, Minecraft, pick a wife, PickaBlock, relationships, Server, traditional wife, tradwife, wife characteristics, wife choice, wife compatibility, wife decision, wife expectations, wife material, wife personality, wife preferences, wife qualities, wife selection, wife selection criteria, wife selection process, wife traits

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Towns Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find your virtual waifu and live out your tradwife dreams! Choose from a variety of girls, including Ironmouse who will cook you virtual dinners and keep your virtual house in order. Who needs real relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up? Join our server now for a truly unique gaming experience!

/CalgCraft – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Minecraft SMP #227

/calq/, Achievements, Andy, Andy and Leyley, CalgCraft, Coffin, Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough, development roadmap, gameplay, General #227, Leyley, Minecraft, Nemlei, previous games, progress report, Progress Report #8, Routes, smp, spoilers, Stars, Steam, Subroutes, the coffin of andy and leyley, Walkthrough

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to find the legendary Coffin of Andy and Leyley. Why, you ask? Because it’s said to contain the most epic loot you’ve ever seen – diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon!

But be warned, the journey won’t be easy. You’ll have to navigate through crazy routes and subroutes, unlock achievements that will make your head spin, and collect stars that will give you unimaginable powers. Need help? Check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough, but beware of major spoilers!

And if you think that’s all, think again! Our server is constantly evolving, with new updates and developments being added all the time. Join now and be a part of the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask Nemlei, the mastermind behind this insanity. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

SurpriseCraft Minecraft Server

advice, anniversary, Apology, assumption, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, Conflict, EMBARRASSMENT, Honesty, Messy, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, relationship, Romantic, Server, Surprise, Surprise party, surprise visit, SurpriseCraft, Tension, work colleagues

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mines Excavated:	4272
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4090
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	528	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always welcome…unless you’re like Jake and hate them with a burning passion! Join us for a chance to surprise your friends with epic builds and hidden treasures, just make sure they’re cool with it first or else you might end up like our friend here who accidentally turned their anniversary into a work party extravaganza!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your surprise mishaps. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe your surprise will turn into a legendary tale that will be retold for generations to come. So come join us on our server, where surprises are always around the corner and drama is just a creeper explosion away. Who needs friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to share your embarrassing moments with? Let’s make some memories together, one surprise at a time!

NoGardenNoLifeMC

Boundaries, Chill out, Communication, compromise, day off, family, gardening, Girlfriend, Help, leisure, mum, Netflix, NoGardenNoLifeMC, reading, relationships, Relaxation, selfish, time off, video games, volunteering, weekend

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Votes:	4778

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a day filled with blocky adventures and no gardening duties in sight!

Forget about helping your partner’s mom with her gardening – on our server, the only thing you’ll be planting are virtual crops! No need to worry about being called selfish for wanting to relax on your day off, because here, the only thing we cultivate is fun!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs real-life drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Join now for a day filled with relaxation, adventure, and absolutely no gardening!

CraftySharkTank – Minecraft SMP

Business growth, business innovation, business investment, business opportunity, Business Proposal, CraftySharkTank, entrepreneurial dreams, entrepreneurial spirit, entrepreneurial success, Entrepreneurship, innovative idea, innovative product, investor pitch, Minecraft, pitching ideas, pitching to investors, product pitch, reality tv, seeking investment, shark tank, smp, Startup, Television Show

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is made of candy, creepers explode in a shower of confetti, and the Ender Dragon is actually a giant disco ball!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that shoots out rainbow beams of destruction!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you battle a horde of zombie chickens led by a skeleton in a top hat? Or ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks? The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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