EATING GOOD Minecraft Servers

Eating Good

  • Absolute Kino Minecraft SMP Discovery

    Absolute Kino Minecraft SMP Discovery

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is an absolute KINO! Forget about 7th prince, this server is where it’s at in 2024, bros!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see them riding into battle on diamond-clad pigs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest blocks and items. Some say he can summon lightning with a mere flick of his wrist, while others claim he can turn dirt into diamonds with a single touch.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this absolute KINO of a Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PrimeCraft Server: Gaming Bros Feasting

    PrimeCraft Server: Gaming Bros Feasting

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the Bezos bros’ ultimate playground!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own Amazon empire in the virtual world. Take on the role of a billionaire tycoon and dominate the economy with your insane business strategies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even Jeff Bezos himself plays on his ROG ALLY laptop. If it’s good enough for the richest man in the world, it’s definitely good enough for you!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the next Bezos bros success story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Greenland Lake Tipping Point

    Greenland Lake Tipping Point

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things are so lit, even the lakes in West Greenland are getting in on the action! These lakes be like, “Nah, we ain’t just gonna chill and sequester carbon dioxide anymore. We gonna be a source of that sweet greenhouse gas, y’all!”

    Join our server and witness the madness as these lakes go cray-cray and start spewing out carbon dioxide like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a party in the Arctic, and everyone’s invited! Who needs boring old biogeochemical cycles when you can have lakes causing a 350% increase in greenhouse gas flux? It’s like nature’s own little rave, baby!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest climate change you’ve ever seen. Forget about building houses and farming crops – we got lakes turning up the heat and shaking things up. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crimson Valley Network

    Crimson Valley Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crimson Valley Network

    All Platforms Playable!

    PvP & Vaults

    Server Offered Features

    Constant Development Balanced Gameplay Gameplay Tools
    Teams Custom Enchants Custom Weapons
    Automated & Tested Systems Trade System Secure & Advanced Vaults
    Crates Server Extras
    Advanced Custom Anti Cheat Non P2W | Following Middleway Rules Custom Made Systems
    Amazing Hub & Spawn Medieval Themed Trained & Helpful Staff

    Under Development

    Coming Soon!

    Join Our Community Today & Be Part Of The Adventure! The True Future Of Minecraft PvP & Vaults!

    Discord Link

    FAQs

    What platforms are playable on Crimson Valley Network?

    All platforms are playable on the server.

    Is the server pay-to-win?

    No, the server follows Middleway rules and is non P2W.

    Are there custom features on the server?

    Yes, there are custom enchants, weapons, and gameplay tools available.

    Are the systems on the server automated and tested?

    Yes, the systems are automated and tested for optimal performance.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Virtual Vibes Server 1.21.1

    Virtual Vibes Server 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual reality acid trip with VTubers guiding you through the madness.

    Picture this: you’re mining diamonds with a cute anime girl cheering you on, fighting off creepers with a badass virtual ninja by your side, and building the craziest pixel art creations with a virtual pop star serenading you in the background.

    It’s like stepping into a virtual wonderland where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?).

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning reality after spending too much time in this virtual VTuber paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KidnapCraft Minecraft Server

    KidnapCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where crazy family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life MIL drama and build your dream world without any unwanted visitors.

    Imagine a world where your MIL can’t kidnap your virtual children and you can build as many car seats as you want without anyone questioning your parenting choices. Our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves without any judgment from meddling in-laws.

    Join us now and show your spouse that you’re “over it” by building a fortress to protect your virtual children from any MIL shenanigans. Let’s build a world where forgiveness doesn’t mean giving free rein to crazy family members, but rather creating a space for endless creativity and fun. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyShowerSavings

    CraftyShowerSavings

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a bridesmaid and feeling like a walking ATM machine? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the endless cycle of wedding expenses!

    Join our server and experience a world where bridesmaids are celebrated for their skills in building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky universe. No more expensive dresses, shoes, or bachelorette trips – just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world.

    Instead of funding a bridal shower fit for a queen, you can build a virtual palace for the bride-to-be and her friends to enjoy. And the best part? It won’t cost you a dime!

    So say goodbye to the wedding financial stress and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server today and start saving for your own wedding in style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MarriageCraft SMP: Platonic Love!

    MarriageCraft SMP: Platonic Love!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies!

    Join our server for the chance to experience non-sexual forms of intimacy in marriage with your fellow players. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, here we value emotional connections and deep conversations about life, love, and the meaning of existence.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can go to express their feelings through interpretive dance and poetry readings. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and lava pits!

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have deep emotional connections and non-sexual intimacy in marriage? It’s a whole new world, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP