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PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

baby bump, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, Eating, eating for two, EXCUSE, EXPECTING, expecting twins, funny, humor, long tail, maternity, Motherhood, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy excuses, pregnancy humor, pregnancy joke, pregnant life, pregnant woman, shiting for two

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

ProfessionCraft: Clown Edition

10. Disrespected careers, 11. Disillusioned workers, 12. Social status, 13. Public perception, 14. Professional credibility, 15. Career downfall, 16. Job reputation, 17. Historical respect, 18. Modern mockery, 19. Occupational decline, 2. Highly respected, 20. Evolving professions., 3. Joke, 4. Decline in respect, 5. Traditional jobs, 6. Lost prestige, 7. Changing perceptions, 8. Cultural shift, 9. Occupational reputation, Clown, Edition, Profession, ProfessionCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Votes:	3948	Enchantments Applied:	121

Are you tired of being laughed at for your once-respected profession? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate potato farmer! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, in our world, the real VIPs are the potato farmers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a potato farmer who single-handedly defeated a horde of angry zombies with nothing but his trusty potato gun. Legend has it that he now roams the server, protecting all potato farmers from harm and showering them with golden potatoes as a sign of his gratitude.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic potato-themed events like the Great Potato Race, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a special potato-themed cape that will strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to challenge them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the potato farmer you were always meant to be. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one to save the world with your mighty potato powers!

Redstone Rush Minecraft Server

#youtube, Digital Media, digital rights, download speed, freedom of speech, government control, internet access, internet policy, internet regulation, Lawmaker, Minecraft, net neutrality, online censorship, online content, Online platforms, online restrictions, online video, Redstone, Rush, russia, Server, social media, streaming, Technology

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?

but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!

DonetskDodgeCraft

Battle tactics, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Donetsk oblast, Donetsk region, DonetskDodgeCraft, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical tensions, global conflict, international relations, Military escape, military maneuvers, military strategy, Prohres, Russian encirclement, Russian Invasion, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, Ukrainian troops, War Tactics

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	928	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops escape russian encirclement in Prohres, Donetsk Oblast! we got crazy battles, epic escapes, and tons of loot to be found!

build your own base and defend it from enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the biggest threats in the land!

we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy and plan your next move.

join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

Eye Spy Craft

10. Nonverbal cues, 11. Mindfulness, 12. Personal connection, 13. Empathy, 14. Social cues, 15. Interpersonal skills, 16. Self-awareness, 17. Eye movement, 18. Analyzing behavior, 19. Eye behavior, 2. communication, 20. Thought process., 3. Perception, 4. Social interaction, 5. Body language, 6. Human behavior, 7. Observation, 8. Awareness, 9. Facial expressions, Craft, Eye, eye contact, Spy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mines Excavated:	1727	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have players wearing eye patches on both eyes because they can’t decide which eye to look at! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos as you try to navigate through the world with only one eye open. but don’t worry, we have special potions that give you the ability to see out of both eyes at the same time, just be careful not to get them mixed up or you might end up seeing double! join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about eyes and vision.

JavaJoltCraft

#sustainability, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, Arabica coffee, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate effects, climate impact, climate resilience, coffee farming, coffee industry, coffee production, crop diversity, crop resilience, environmental impact, food security, future predictions, global warming, JavaJoltCraft, Robusta coffee

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s gonna be LIT like a creeper explosion! Why should you join? Well, lemme tell ya a little story…

So, back in 2050, scientists were all like, “Yo, climate change is gonna mess up our coffee supply, man!” And I was like, “Nooooo, not the coffee!” But then they were like, “But wait, Robusta coffee is gonna save the day!” And I was like, “Robusta, you the real MVP!”

So, on this server, we got Robusta coffee trees growing everywhere, giving you that extra boost of energy to mine those diamonds like a boss. Plus, we got pig races every Saturday and a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

So come on down to the server where the coffee flows like water and the diamonds shine like the sun. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise! See ya there, my fellow Minecraft warriors!

BITBLOX

Economy, Multiplayer Survival Creative Minigames PvP Economy Roleplay Skyblock Custom Adventure Pixelmon Faction Vanilla Hardcore Modded BedWars SkyWars Parkour Prison Quests

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	411
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

A fun server to play with your friends. Become the top money player on the server and dominate it.

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SmokeCraft Minecraft Server

#smokecraft, Asks, Decision making, drug use, Friends, invitation to smoke, Minecraft, peer influence, peer pressure, resisting peer pressure, risky behavior, saying no, saying yes, Server, smoke, smoking, social situations, substance abuse, teenage behavior, temptation, want to smoke, what would you do, wwyd

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Emeralds Found:	1352	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4650	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mines Excavated:	3146

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary enchanted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a pig warrior who can fly on a bacon-powered rocket.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

And if you ever get tired of building your own castle, you can join our exclusive “Ask if you want to smoke with WWYD?” club, where the only rule is to have a good time and make friends with the most bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlondeForeignerMC SMP

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, Blonde hair, BlondeForeignerMC, character design, character tropes, cultural perception, cultural representation, Diversity, Diversity in media, ethnicity, foreign characters, foreigners, hair color, japanese animation, Japanese media, racial bias, representation, smp, Stereotypes, western influence

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your hair blonde just like those wacky anime characters! Join us for a chance to become the ultimate foreigner in the world of Minecraft and show off your unique style to all the other players. Who needs boring old brown hair when you can have fabulous blonde locks that shimmer in the sunlight? Plus, rumor has it that the blonde hair gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon a giant flying panda to ride around on. So come join us and let your inner anime character shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Towns Built:	7

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed