Eating Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

Slurp City Minecraft Server

city, comedic, comedic noise, comedic sound, Drinking, Eating, exaggerated, exaggerated drinking, exaggerated eating, exaggerated humor, exaggerated noise, exaggerated slurping, exaggerated sound, funny, funny noise, funny sound, humor, loud, Minecraft, onomatopoeia, Server, slurp, slurping, sound effect

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	143	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	1834
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Comfy Neo’s Minecraft Server

1000% better, comfy, Eating, Fake, fantasy world, Hiding, Live, Minecraft, neo, NEOOOOOOOOOOOO., Neos, perfect life, rat, Real World, regular life, Server, Sewers, SLOP, Wake Up

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8737	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of living a boring, regular life in Minecraft? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then join our server and wake up to a whole new reality! Forget about building houses and farming crops, come live in the sewers like a true rebel. Eat slop, hide like a rat, and embrace the chaos of the real world! Trust us, it’s 1000% better than your comfy, perfect life. So what are you waiting for, NEO? Wake up and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	5959	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of untamed wolves? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a robot army and more crazy stories than a llama with a jetpack.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).

Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.

Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! Our server is like getting high on edibles – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!

Oath Is Comin’ Minecraft Server

#youtube, comedy, Comin, CONTENT, Eating, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, LAUGH, Minecraft, Oath, online video, Server, Share, sisters, social media, subscribe, Video, viral video, watch, ys systers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	5478	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join us on our server where we are LITERALLY EATING our way to victory! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the only currency is FOOD!

We have epic food challenges like the Great Cake Bake-Off and the Potato Olympics. And don’t even get me started on our legendary food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and explosive watermelon grenades.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most delicious mobs you’ll ever encounter. From the elusive Pizza Creeper to the majestic Ice Cream Unicorn, you never know what tasty treat you’ll stumble upon next.

So come join us and satisfy your hunger for adventure on the most delicious Minecraft server out there. Just make sure to bring your appetite!

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	385

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Votes:	4172
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crops Grown:	1900	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	178
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

audience response, Biggest, biggest pop, crowd reactions, extraordinary reactions, extraordinary receptions, famous moments, historic applause, historical milestones, History, iconic moments, legendary moments, massive reactions, memorable events, Minecraft, noteworthy occurrences, pop, popular culture, record-breaking, remarkable events, significant achievements, smp, unforgettable reactions, viral moments

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Brat, close bond, cocktails night, CousinClash, Drinking Night, entitled, exclusion, family dinner, Family Events, Friends, guilt trip, inappropriate, mean, Minecraft, misunderstood, only child, pajama party, princess, Server, spoiled, tantrums, younger cousin

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8844
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Villages Defended:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

cherished, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood treasures, classic, games, long lost, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, pastimes, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental objects, smp, Toys, Traditional, vintage, wishful

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Potions Brewed:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9593	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

BIZARRE, deep sleep, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamCrafters, Edition, imagination, lucid dreaming, Mind, Nightmare, odd, Psychological, remember, Sleep, strange experiences, strangest dream, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, vivid

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

2020 shortage, Controversial Decision, covert operation, covid tests, covid-19 testing, diplomatic relations, global health crisis, government actions, international relations, leadership decisions, new book, pandemic response, political intrigue, political scandal, presidential actions, public health crisis, putin, PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun, secret shipment, trump, world leaders

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Buildings Constructed:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

Discord, mbg, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7586	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	934	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

Remember This Minecraft SMP

Childhood, Familiar, flashback, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old times, past, Recollection, remember, remember when, reminiscent, Reminiscing, smp, Throwback

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

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