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Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

animal rights, controversy, debate, dog, eatin, eating dogs, fact check, false claims, Lies, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, not true, Politics, president, Server, social media, Statement, television, trump, Truth, TV, viral

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Creepin’ and Eatin’

appropriate, awkward, Communication, conversation starters, CREEPIN, dinner party, dinner table, double entendre, eatin, Etiquette, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, Intimacy, Naughty, relationships, RISQUE, sex, social norms, taboo, Witty

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	269
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.

PerfectWomanMC Server

community beliefs, DATING, disillusionment, Doesn’t exist, Expectations, Gender Roles, internet culture, misconceptions, online forums, perfect woman, PerfectWomanMC, personal growth, r9k, reality check, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, WTF

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6393	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	4574	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Tired of searching for the perfect woman on /r9k/? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can build your dream girlfriend pixel by pixel! That’s right, no more swiping left or right, just place those blocks and create the perfect partner for yourself. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a pixelated one that will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up? Join our server now and start crafting your perfect companion!

NewbornResurrected Minecraft SMP – /tv/ Reacts to the Ending of Resurrection!

Analysis, audience feedback, Character development, Cliffhanger, discussion, ending, fan reactions, Finale, Minecraft, newborn, NewbornResurrected, opinion, plot twist, Reacts, resurrection, reviews, season finale, series, smp, speculation, television, TV critics, TV series finale, tv show

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, rumor has it that the Newborn from Resurrection is actually a secret admin on our server, so you never know what kind of chaos they’ll bring next. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen!

BookishBaeGrief

accusations, aita, alone, BookishBaeGrief, Calling, favorite book, Flawed, Girlfriend, post-apocalyptic, reading, Robert McCammon, romance, Scenes, Shocked, swan song, Upset, wrong

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Potions Brewed:	81	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2208
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your significant other over books? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore!

We promise a post-apocalyptic world with better romance writing than Swan Song by Robert McCammon. No missed opportunities here, just endless fun and adventure. And don’t worry, our server has multiple endings so you can choose the one you like best!

So if you’re looking to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle, join our server now! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world to conquer?

RedCrossRescueCraft

Accountability, Alleged Ukrainian Soldier, appeals, Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, graphic content, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Propaganda, Red Cross, RedCrossRescueCraft, russians, Severed Head, social media, Ukraine, UN, Video, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Items Found:	8135	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians showing severed heads as entertainment! ukraine is begging the UN and red cross for help but we just laugh and keep playing minecraft! join us for a wild time filled with chaos and craziness! who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?! come join now and witness the madness for yourself!

AlzheimineCraft: Diagnose & Treat – Geo Disparities

access to treatments, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s research, AlzheimineCraft, diagnose, diagnoses, disparities, geo, geographic disparities, geographic location, health disparities, health outcomes, healthcare access, healthcare accessibility, healthcare disparities, healthcare equity, healthcare inequality, marginalized communities, Medical Treatment, minoritized groups, Treat, younger groups

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Magic Items Found:	6825	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that cures alzheimer’s? yea, u heard me right. our server is so lit that it actually reverses memory loss and stuff. u can be mining diamonds one minute and remembering where u put ur keys the next. it’s like magic, but in block form.

we got doctors and scientists working round the clock to make sure our players stay sharp and focused. forget about forgetting, cuz on our server, u’ll never forget a thing. plus, we got crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep ur brain buzzing with excitement.

join us now and say goodbye to alzheimer’s forever. come for the diamonds, stay for the memories. it’s a no-brainer, literally.

Join the ‘United Lands’ server! Where you can pretend to be a mayor in Minecraft, without worrying about getting pwned!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Enchanting, Exploration, Join, Lands, Mayor, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, Potions, PRETEND, Pwned, Redstone, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, United, worrying

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to United Lands!
Server Type:	Towny-based Earth SMP
Features:
Website:	www.unitedlands.org
IP Address:	red.unitedlands.org

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join United Lands, simply enter the IP address red.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, nations on United Lands can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups.

3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, United Lands is a non-P2W environment. All store items are purely cosmetic, and donations only support the server without providing unfair advantages.

4. How can I participate in wars and combat?

You can immerse yourself in the unique warring system for towns and nations on United Lands. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

5. Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, there is a player-driven marketplace accessed via /mp for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.

6. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

Yes, United Lands has specific rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These can be found on our website or in the server’s Discord channel.

UnrealCraft Minecraft Server

Experience, long tail, Minecraft, Never, Server, tags, UnrealCraft, you will never experience this

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!

BanGcraft SMP – Dreamin’ and Bangin’

Anime, Bandori, BanG Dream!, BanGcraft, bangin, Dreamin, fan community, Girls Band, idol group, January, Japanese culture, live performance, mobile game, multimedia franchise, Music, Music (Industry), music festival, online concert, peak, pop music, rhythm game, smp, Upcoming Event, virtual band

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Bandori is about to peak next January! That’s right, the cows will start singing, the pigs will start dancing, and the creepers will start… well, they’ll still explode, but in a much more rhythmic way!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

GymGrubGamerBay

eating fast food, fast food, fast food at work, fitness center, food choices, food judgment, food shaming, gym, gym etiquette, gym member, GymGrubGamerBay, Healthy Eating, lunch break, lunchtime, meal break, meal choices, meal options, receptionist, triggering, unhealthy food, weight loss

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Towns Built:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	8121

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!