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Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mines Excavated:	1669	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Creepin’ and Eatin’

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.

Crafty Chaos Crew – Join the Pandemonium! #1398

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and dungeons? Well, look no further than our server that is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina!

Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!

So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where Minecraft meets beach vibes! Tank tops and shorts optional 😉

Babes, Beach, blocky, bros, dress code, dress policy, employee behavior, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, manager talk, meets, Minecraft, office environment, Optional, Professionalism, self-control, shorts, social etiquette, STARING, TANK, tank tops, tops, UNCOMFORTABLE, VIBES, work attire, workplace attire, workplace conduct, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of getting distracted by your coworkers’ hot bods at work? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about inappropriate workplace behavior again. Plus, our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes in tank tops and shorts, so you can ogle to your heart’s content without any HR intervention. So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come get your fill of virtual eye candy on our server!

Oops, I broke Minecraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	4355	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8457	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, SHE killed billions! Who is SHE, you ask? Well, she’s a legendary player who has single-handedly taken out billions of mobs with her diamond sword of doom. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and destruction she leaves in her wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!

Crafting Crackheads & Creepers: A Server for Misunderstood Misfits

acceptance, addiction, compassion, compassion fatigue, Crackheads, Crafting, CREEPERS, Cryptids, discrimination, drug addicts, Empathy, Entertainment, homeless people, homelessness, Humanity, Marginalized, mental health, misfits, misunderstood, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	131
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids for your entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ColorfulCraft: Where all shades are welcome, even the ‘Blacks in a western euro centered colorism society’!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Votes:	2178
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where your skin color determines your worth? Do you feel like you’re constantly battling against the oppressive forces of colorism in society? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all shades of melanin with open arms!

Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.

So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!

Crafty Wait-a-While Server: Where Patience is a Virtue…and Also a Requirement!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	New Chunks Explored:	884117
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll find to even think about sleep! Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can fly (literally, we have pigs with wings, it’s a whole thing).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!

Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Potions Brewed:	153	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.

Crafty LOLz: The Server of Infinite ‘Wait, Hold On’ Moments!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Towns Built:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.

So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Rixmongo’s Blocky Adventures: Where Halmstad’s Biggest Boss Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ores Mined:	9675	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	164	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee is free and flowing like a river of caffeinated goodness! Our manager, who is basically the king of coffee in Halmstad, has been charging for coffee on the construction site for way too long. But fear not, on our server, you can drink as much coffee as your heart desires without breaking the bank.

We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.

Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!