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Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

animal rights, controversy, debate, dog, eatin, eating dogs, fact check, false claims, Lies, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, not true, Politics, president, Server, social media, Statement, television, trump, Truth, TV, viral

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Creepin’ and Eatin’

appropriate, awkward, Communication, conversation starters, CREEPIN, dinner party, dinner table, double entendre, eatin, Etiquette, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, Intimacy, Naughty, relationships, RISQUE, sex, social norms, taboo, Witty

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ores Mined:	5467
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5724	Magic Items Found:	2045
Ores Mined:	9438	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Farms Harvested:	639	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Votes:	390	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Votes:	5923	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crops Grown:	1167	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!