2024 Best eaten New Minecraft Servers

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

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Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.
Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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HeartCraft: Where Angels Mine

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where angels roam free and hearts are always full! Join us for a heavenly experience like no other, where you can build your own wings and fly through the skies like a majestic angel.
Our server is filled with magical creatures, from unicorns to dragons, all waiting to be tamed by your expert Minecraft skills. Want to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle? We’ve got you covered.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous Cupids armed with heart-shaped arrows, ready to strike you with love and make you fall head over heels for our server.

So come join us, mi corazón, and let your Minecraft dreams take flight in this fantastical world of wonder and whimsy. Who knows, you might just find your true love among the pixels and blocks!

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UntiedCrafters: Where teamwork unravels into chaos [SMP]

Builder, Chaos, Collector, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, friendly banter, Griefing, growth, hermitcraft, Minecraft, new friends, Plugins, QOF features, redstoner, server launch, smp, Staff Team, stealing, teamwork, unravels, UntiedCrafters, Vanilla

UnitedCrafters SMP Server Overview

Server Type Vanilla with enhanced plugins

Age Limit 13 and up

Version Latest version (not snapshot)

Playtime Expectations No playtime expectations

Economy Diamonds as primary currency

FAQs

1. What is the age limit to join UnitedCrafters SMP?

Players aged 13 and above are welcome to join the server.

2. Is the server running on the latest Minecraft version?

Yes, the server runs on the newest version of Minecraft (not snapshot).

3. What type of server experience can I expect at UnitedCrafters SMP?

Expect a vanilla feel with enhanced plugins that enhance gameplay. Build freely and be mindful of others’ space.

4. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds serving as the primary currency.

5. Are there any playtime expectations for players?

There are no playtime expectations on the server. You can take breaks and come back whenever you like.

6. Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated on UnitedCrafters SMP.

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Server Type	Vanilla with enhanced plugins
Age Limit	13 and up
Version	Latest version (not snapshot)
Playtime Expectations	No playtime expectations
Economy	Diamonds as primary currency

Vexius Network VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Vexius Network
Pros	Pros
Most popular Minecraft server	Offers three unique server types: Creative, Skyblock, and Survival
Wide variety of minigames
Active playerbase	Unique features such as Slimefun on Skyblock server
Regular updates and events	Community-focused with daily quests and tournaments
Cons	Cons
Sometimes crowded due to popularity	May not have as large of a playerbase as Hypixel
Can be overwhelming for new players	Not as well-known as Hypixel

FAQ

Questions	Answers
Which server has a larger playerbase?	Hypixel: Hypixel is known for having a larger playerbase compared to Vexius Network. It is the most popular Minecraft server.
Which server offers more unique features?	Vexius Network: Vexius Network offers three unique server types with different features such as Slimefun on the Skyblock server.
Which server is more community-focused?	Vexius Network: Vexius Network is known for its community-focused approach with daily quests, tournaments, and player markets.
Which server is easier for new players to start with?	Hypixel: Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to its wide variety of minigames, while Vexius Network offers distinct server types for different playstyles.

“Bad Shows, Great Characters” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of watching boring TV shows with lame characters? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a wacky twist that will have you laughing for days! Join us and you’ll find great characters from all your favorite shows who have been magically transported into the Minecraft world. Imagine Spongebob building a pineapple house, or Rick and Morty trying to survive in a blocky universe. It’s a hilarious mashup that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and escape the mundane world of bad TV shows – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Mutts and Blocks: Woof-tastic Adventures in Minecraft

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Are you tired of getting shot in your house in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can be a mutt and never leave your house again! That’s right, our server is zogbots final form – it’s like a delivery service for all your Minecraft needs. Just sit back, relax, and watch as the craziness unfolds right in your living room. Join now and experience the ultimate in lazy gaming!

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Uniting Crafters in a Messy Place! SMP Server

Builder, Builds, Collector, Community, Crafters, diamonds, Double Shulker Shells, Economy, friendly banter, Friends, Fun, future plans, Griefing, growth, hermitcraft, java, Messy, new players, Place, Plugins, qof, redstoner, Server, smp, stealing, Uniting, Vanilla

UnitedCrafters SMP Overview

Age Requirement 13+

Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)

Plugins Enhance gameplay while maintaining a vanilla feel

Primary Currency Diamonds

Discord https://discord.com/invite/8D3pxkydq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, players must be 13 years or older to join UnitedCrafters SMP.

Q: What type of server is this?

A: It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a vibrant and chill community.

Q: What is the primary currency on the server?

A: Diamonds are the primary currency used on the server.

Q: Are there any playtime expectations?

A: No, players are not required to meet any playtime expectations. Take breaks as needed.

Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun for others are not tolerated.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above and apply there to become a part of UnitedCrafters SMP.

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The Cheating Creeper

BETRAYAL, career, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, creeper, Deception, Deception in Relationships, Emotional rollercoaster, financial stress, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, Lying Girlfriend, med school, nursing, online dating, relationship issues, Self Discovery, self esteem, Tinder, Trust, White Lies

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old relationships that end in lies and deceit? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world, free from fake nurses and fake med school programs!
Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies are the ones you tell about your epic mining skills. No more heartbreak, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who thought they found the one, only to discover they were living a double life. But fear not, on our server, the only double life you’ll lead is as a master builder and a creeper slayer.

Don’t be like our poor friend who fell for a fake nurse, join our server and build a life filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, honesty. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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MemeCraft: ‘/vn/ – FD Edition’ – Where the memes are as blocky as the graphics!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take English-translated Japanese visual novels to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few tentacle monsters.
Looking for a place to discuss your favorite visual novels without the e-celeb drama? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered. Just make sure to use spoiler tags, or else you might find yourself in a love triangle with a tsundere yandere.

Having trouble with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got the ultimate tech support tips for you. Just be in Japanese locale, read the Readme (who actually does that?), and if all else fails, copy and paste those error messages into DeepL for some magical solutions.

Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, whether you’re into time-traveling cat girls or mecha battles with a side of existential angst.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that turns visual novels into a wild rollercoaster of emotions, memes, and maybe even a secret harem route? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and prepare for the ultimate VN experience!

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Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can meet people from all over the world, including China? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our Foreign Minister may have some trouble telling Chinese people apart, but that just adds to the excitement of not knowing who you’re talking to in-game! Plus, we have a China Town in our server that includes Japanese and Korean players, so you never know who you might run into. And don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re descended from whites or monkeys (according to Argentina’s government, that is). Join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft like no other!

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Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?
Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!

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Age Requirement	13+
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Plugins	Enhance gameplay while maintaining a vanilla feel
Primary Currency	Diamonds
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/8D3pxkydq4

2024 Best eaten New Minecraft Servers

UnitedCrafters SMP Server Overview

FAQs

1. What is the age limit to join UnitedCrafters SMP?

2. Is the server running on the latest Minecraft version?

3. What type of server experience can I expect at UnitedCrafters SMP?

4. How does the economy work on the server?

5. Are there any playtime expectations for players?

6. Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

FAQ

UnitedCrafters SMP Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

Q: What type of server is this?

Q: What is the primary currency on the server?

Q: Are there any playtime expectations?

Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

Q: How can I join the server?