eaten – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

WeirdEatsCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

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404 Cat Eats Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because on our server, as soon as this thread 404s, a magical cat appears and gets eaten by a giant flying pig! Yes, you heard that right. Witness the epic battle between the cat and the pig as you mine, build, and survive in a world filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists. Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

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DragonDinerMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more unpredictable than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a dragon devouring someone (fingers crossed)!

Our server is filled with crazy characters and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your block. From secret alliances to unexpected betrayals, you never know what will happen next in this chaotic world.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually dragons in disguise? That’s right, our mods are fire-breathing beasts who love to shake things up and keep everyone on their toes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is filled with deadly traps and cunning puzzles that will test even the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, anything can happen in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected!

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GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

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Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

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BirdBrainCrafts

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come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have epic memory like humans!!! they remember where they found food and when they found it, just like you remembering where you left your diamond sword in the game!!!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, or battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the biggest, most epic castle you’ve ever seen!!! and don’t worry about losing your stuff, because the birds will remember where you left it and help you find it again!!!

so come join us on our server and experience the wild world of minecraft like never before!!! who knew birds could be so helpful in a video game?!?!

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FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

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Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!

Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.

Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.

Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!

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Sky’s SMP Adventures

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A chaotic paradise.

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BonkNetwork

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Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:

Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.

Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.

Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.

And More!

Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?

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Momcest General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

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Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!

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Stereotypical Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a stereotypical mediocre person in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can get reincarnated into a world of endless possibilities and epic adventures!

Picture this: You spawn in as a potato farmer named Bob, but suddenly you get hit by a lightning bolt and BAM! You’re now a wizard with the power to summon flying pigs to do your bidding. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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> $70 in checking account Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on easy mode in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! That’s right, we have players with only $70 in their checking account and others with $70k in crypto! Can you survive and thrive in this crazy economy? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the richest player in the most absurd Minecraft server out there!

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BlazedMC

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Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything you have ever known is a lie! But don’t worry, it’s a hilarious lie that will have you laughing your blocky pants off.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds are actually made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco dancing. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your best chicken dance, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for – last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond-shaped tofu.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this topsy-turvy world where everything you thought you knew is just a big, hilarious joke.

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Back Lads SMP Minecraft

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Get ready to dive into a Minecraft SMP like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic pixelated creatures you’ll ever lay your eyes on. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, though, he’s harmless… most of the time.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. Rain. From. The. Sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest pixelated adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

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