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404 Cat Eats Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because on our server, as soon as this thread 404s, a magical cat appears and gets eaten by a giant flying pig! Yes, you heard that right. Witness the epic battle between the cat and the pig as you mine, build, and survive in a world filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists. Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

DragonDinerMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more unpredictable than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a dragon devouring someone (fingers crossed)!

Our server is filled with crazy characters and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your block. From secret alliances to unexpected betrayals, you never know what will happen next in this chaotic world.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually dragons in disguise? That’s right, our mods are fire-breathing beasts who love to shake things up and keep everyone on their toes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is filled with deadly traps and cunning puzzles that will test even the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, anything can happen in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected!

GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

Bacteria, biological process, Cycle, decomposition, decomposition chain, decomposition cycle, decomposition process, Eat, eaten, ecosystem, Environmental Science, food chain, food web, germs, GermyCraft, humans, life cycle, microbial life, natural world, Nature, Organisms, Remains, scavengers

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

BirdBrainCrafts

BirdBrainCrafts, Blue tits, contributing, cope, demonstrate, eaten, episodic-like memory, Evolution, Food, found, garden birds, Great tits, humans, memory traits, new study, nuts, past, recall, Seeds, study

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1070	Enchantments Applied:	54
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have epic memory like humans!!! they remember where they found food and when they found it, just like you remembering where you left your diamond sword in the game!!!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, or battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the biggest, most epic castle you’ve ever seen!!! and don’t worry about losing your stuff, because the birds will remember where you left it and help you find it again!!!

so come join us on our server and experience the wild world of minecraft like never before!!! who knew birds could be so helpful in a video game?!?!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up griefers is just part of the job!

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, Griefers, Janitors, Job, LGBTQ, Lore, Minecraft, part, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

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PixelPuzzles Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Farms Harvested:	510
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	113	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been trained to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind what she meant by this…whatever “this” is!

TremendousCraft Minecraft Server

ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, adorable, amazing, Athletic, Based, Beautiful, bigger draw, brave, Breathtaking, brilliant.., Caring, cat enthusiast, charismatic, charming, cheerful, Cheesy, clean, Clever, Cool, Courteous, cute, Disciplined, draw, emoji, Friendly, funny, GENIUS, Goat, GODLY, great butt, hard-working, hilarious, hot, Humble, Incredible, innocent, KIND, loving, main attraction, Minecraft, perfect, Phenomenal, Powerful, Pure, reverent, Sassy, saucy, Sensitive, Server, Sexy, Shiny, Slick, Smart, SMOL, Smooth, Soft, STRONG, stupendous, STURDY, superior, supreme talent, SWEET, Terrific, thighGODDESS, thrifty, TOUGH, Traditional, TremendousCraft, Uplifting, worthy obsession, WWE Women’s World Champion.

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlowerGirl vs APDaughter: Minecraft Wedding Drama

APDaughter, blocked family members, compromising, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father’s affair, father’s wife, flower girl, FlowerGirl, Minecraft, step-family, uninvited guests, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	2092
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky family members.

On our server, you can have as many flower girls as you want, without anyone sending you hateful text messages. Plus, if anyone dares to call you an AH, you can just block them with the click of a button.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and build the wedding of your dreams in peace and harmony! No compromise necessary, just pure block-building fun.

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

Character development, compassion, CraftyClassroom, education, Empathy, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, Kindness, leadership, learning, life lessons, Life skills, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, Server, teachers, wisdom

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9613
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Have you ever wanted to learn the art of building a giant chicken out of blocks? Or how about mastering the art of riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, look no further because on our server, our teachers will not only teach you how to survive in the wild, but also how to ride llamas like a pro and tame wolves to do your bidding. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Who needs academics when you can learn how to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Join now and let the insanity begin!

PixelPresentz

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Emeralds Found:	5864	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	747

Have you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to break out into the Minecraft default dance? Well, get ready to experience that feeling every day on our server! Join us and receive gifts so amazing, you’ll think Santa himself is running the show. From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, we’ve got it all – and all you have to do is log in and start playing! Trust us, you won’t find a better gift-giving experience anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start unwrapping those virtual presents!

Cuban Missile Crafters

atlantic, Crafters, Cuba, Cuban, Cuban waters, defense training, En route, global presence, international relations, long range missiles, maritime security, military capabilities, military deployment, military exercise, Missile, missile drills, naval fleet, naval operations, Russian warships, Show of force, strategic maneuvers, training exercises, transatlantic voyage

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	New Chunks Explored:	743767
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when out of nowhere, a fleet of Russian warships appears on the horizon. but get this, they’re not here to start a war or anything, they’re here to join our server and show off their missile drills in the Atlantic ocean.

like, how cool is that? you can team up with the Russian navy and take on other players in epic battles on the high seas. and don’t worry, they’re not actually gonna shoot any missiles at you (we hope), it’s all just for fun and games.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, with crazy events and unexpected guests, then you gotta join us. who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world of ours. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CruelCraft: The Evildoers’ Playground

Atrocity, barbarity, brutality, CruelCraft, Cruelty, Darkness, Depravity, devilry, Evil, Evildoers, heinousness, Immorality, iniquity, maleficence, malevolence, Malice, nefariousness, Playground, sadism, Sin, viciousness, Villainy, wickedness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so come join our minecraft server where we embrace the dark side and unleash our inner evilness! we have lava pits for you to sacrifice your enemies, and a dungeon full of creepy crawlies to battle.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant zombie pigman who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke that makes him laugh.

we have a secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure, but be warned, the walls move and the floor disappears beneath your feet.

if you manage to survive all of that, you can join our evil army and conquer the entire server with your fellow villains.

so come on, join us and let your evil flag fly high!

EcoGOP: Crafting a Greener Future

Attitudes, Beliefs, climate action, climate change, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Crafting, EcoGOP, Environment, Environmental Protection, environmental support, Future, gop, Greener, Ideology, Men, Opinions, partisan identity, policy, political affiliation, Politics, REPUBLICAN, republican party

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Farms Harvested:	998
New Chunks Explored:	193390	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Abaddon – anarcho server minecraft server minecraft

alliances, anarcho server, Battles, clan system, dangerous adventures, donation, fortified fortresses, Glory, minecraft server, PvP, spacious world, unique items, voice chat, Vulture, Wars

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	681326
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

On the Abaddon server you will find exciting battles, dangerous adventures and the opportunity to show yourself in all your glory. Create alliances, wage wars, build your own fortified fortresses – here you are your own masters. The server has a clan system, donation, unique items and a spacious world that will provide a large amount of PvP and vulture!The server has voice chat.

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