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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6362 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
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