eat pussy – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PixelPerfectHeroes Minecraft SMP

attractive actresses, beauty standards, body movements, character design, cultural influences, deformed, digital animation, Diversity, facial expressions, gaming industry, gender disparity, gender representation, Minecraft, mocapping actors, motion capture, performance capture, PixelPerfectHeroes, Realism, smp, Video game characters, vidya heroes, visual effects, western games

Are you tired of seeing your favorite video game heroes looking flawless while the actresses end up looking like they got hit by the ugly stick? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we mocap our players to ensure they look just as ridiculous as their in-game characters! Join us for a chance to see your friends transformed into pixelated monstrosities that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

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HouseRulesCraft

Babysitting, City Living, Communication, Expectations, family, family dynamics, family emergency, financial struggles, guest bedroom, help around the house, housemate, HouseRulesCraft, Inheritance, living arrangements, misunderstandings, new job, rent free, second opinion, sisterly advice, Tension, wfh

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where building blocks and pixelated adventures await.

Just like the OP, you too can inherit a virtual house and invite your half-sister to live with you. Will she help out around the house or will she cause chaos and tension in your virtual home? The choice is yours!

Experience the thrill of asking your virtual sister to pick up your virtual kids from school, only to be met with resistance and drama. Will you be able to navigate the tricky waters of family relationships in our Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to live out outrageous scenarios and create insane stories with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in our virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

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DoggoCraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, animal, Anthropomorphic, canine, Curiosity, dog, DoggoCraft, dream, Exploration, FANTASY, identity crisis, imagination, Journey, new experience, perspective shift, role reversal, Self Discovery, smp, surreal, transformation, waking up

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a dog! That’s right, you wake up in the game as a fluffy canine ready to explore, dig holes, and chase your tail all day long. But beware, there are evil cats roaming the server looking to turn you into a chew toy!

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic doggy battles, where you can team up with other players to take down the dreaded Cat King and his army of feline minions. Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of bones and squeaky toys to help you along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Doggy Spa where you can pamper yourself with luxurious baths and grooming sessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Fire Hydrant, rumored to grant wishes to any dog who finds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ruff life like never before!

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BlockyBlastFromThePast

adult content, BlockyBlastFromThePast, controversial, explicit, Forbidden, Forgotten, History, Indecent, lewd, Mature, NSFW, off limits, Provocative, racy, RISQUE, salacious., scandalous, Steamy, taboo, titillating, x rated

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a history book written by a drama llama? Look no further, because our server is so NSFW, even the Endermen blush! Join us for a wild ride through history that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the past. From scandalous love triangles between villagers to secret underground dungeons filled with forbidden treasures, this server has it all. So come on, join us and uncover the NSFW piece of history that everyone has forgotten about!

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UkraineCraft: SatelliteWars

Aerial Reconnaissance, aggression, Attacks, border, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Evidence, Expanding, international relations, Invasion, Military, Monitoring, russia, satellite images, SatelliteWars, SECURITY, Surveillance, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

so, liek, u know how ukraine and russia are always fightin n stuff? well, guess what? u can be part of the action on this cray cray minecraft server!

we got satellite images showin ukraine’s attacks inside russia, like, whoa dude. u can join a side and help them take over the world or somethin. it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft!

come join us for some epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret spy missions. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some intense minecraft action!

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CapeCraft: Speedy Heroes

action, Adventure, artists, CapeCraft, Capes, Characters, comic books, costume design, creativity, dynamic art, FANTASY, flying, Graphic design, Heroes, illustration, imagination, Motion, movement, SPEED, Speedy, Superheroes, SUPERPOWER, Visual Storytelling

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a comic book come to life, but wit blocks and stuff. We got so much speed on dis server, it’s like we all wearin’ capes and flyin’ around like superheroes.

U wanna feel like The Flash or Superman? Join dis server and zoom around like there’s no tomorrow. Our players are so fast, they make Usain Bolt look like a snail on a slow day.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of speed like never before. Who needs capes when you got a Minecraft server that’ll make you feel like you’re breakin’ the sound barrier every time you take a step? Let’s go, speedsters!

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CO2CraftyTrees

atmospheric levels, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, Co2, CO2CraftyTrees, ecological balance, ecological response, elevated CO2 levels, environmental impact, forestry management, global warming, greenhouse gas, mature woodland, Older trees, plant physiology, scientific research, sustainable practices, tree growth, tree health, woody biomass

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT OLDER TREES THAT CAN LITERALLY GROW BIGGER AND STRONGER WITH MORE CO2! LIKE, WHO KNEW TREES COULD GET BUFF, RIGHT? COME SEE THE WOODSY BIOMASS MADNESS FOR YOURSELF AND WATCH THESE TREES GET JACKED AF. FORGET WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT WOODLANDS, OUR SERVER IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF TREE GAINS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN HELP THE TREES FIGHT OFF EVIL POLLUTION MONSTERS AND SAVE THE FOREST. JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE CO2-POWERED TREE ARMY! 🌲💪🌲💪🌲

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1Hour 1Life: Where you can die a thousand deaths and still come back for more!

1hour, 1Life, Adventure, challenge, Civillager, Close-Knit Community, Community, compasses, deaths, Die, Dynamic Gameplay, Exploration, family, fresh start, hardcore survival, immediate consequences, in-game maps, lasting impacts, new identity, Other, real-life minute, reinvent yourself, Server Community, Survival, thousand, twist on Minecraft

1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server Overview
Life is Short	Every real-life minute equals one year in the game. Start as a baby and live through to old age at 60.
Community & Legacy	Become part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the server.
Exploration with a Challenge	Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate as traditional map mods are intentionally inaccurate.
Unique Identity	Play as a Civllager, blending Villager and Pillager traits, with each life offering a new start and identity.

FAQ

1. What is the concept of 1Hour 1Life?

1Hour 1Life is a Minecraft server where every real-life minute translates to one year in the game. Players go through a lifecycle starting as a baby and aging to 60, with each decision having immediate consequences.

2. How does the community aspect work?

Players are born into families and become part of a community where actions impact the survival of the family and the larger server community. The bonds formed and the legacy created contribute to the ongoing evolution of the server.

3. How are navigation and exploration different on this server?

Traditional map mods like F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate, requiring players to rely on in-game maps and compasses for navigation. This adds a sense of challenge and excitement to exploration.

4. What is the unique identity aspect in 1Hour 1Life?

Players take on the role of Civllagers, a blend of Villager and Pillager traits, with each life offering a fresh start and a new identity. This dynamic gameplay allows for continual reinvention.

5. Why should I join 1Hour 1Life?

If you enjoy hardcore survival challenges, being part of a close-knit community, or seeking a unique twist on Minecraft gameplay, 1Hour 1Life offers an exciting and immersive experience where every life is a new adventure.

Server IP: play.1hour1life.net Wiki: 1hour1life.net/wiki Discord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

HeartBushCraft Minecraft Server

bush, Creative, cute, design, foliage, gardening, greenery, Heart, heart shaped, HeartBushCraft, LANDSCAPING, love, Minecraft, Nature, outdoors, Plants, Romantic, Server, Shaping, shrubs, topiary, trimming, Unique

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a player whose character has a really cute heart-shaped bush. Yes, you heard that right. And rumor has it, if you find it in-game, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical fairy! Plus, our server is home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament every Friday night, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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HolyCraft SMP – >Be Christian

anti-semitism, be christian, biblical teachings, Christian, Christian beliefs, christian faith, Christian values, extra books, faith practices, gtbe, Hate Jews, Hebrew bible, Holycraft, new testament, Old Testament, Open up Bible, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious inclusivity, religious interpretation, religious intolerance, religious scripture, religious texts, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where being Christian and hating Jews is not only allowed, but encouraged!

But wait, there’s more! When you open up your Bible in-game, you’ll find that it’s not your typical Bible. It’s actually the Hebrew Bible with a few extra books tacked on the end. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few miracles along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your blocky house blown up too)!

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