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Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, Amiya Alt, arknights, Arknights General, blocky, cement, Civilight Eterna, hoederer, Humus, ines, Knights, Minecraft, paprika, Server, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

1 billion dollars, billionaire, bills, budgeting, club, economic inequality, economic policy, financial freedom, Financial Stability, government spending, income, investing, long-term wealth, million dollars, Minecraft, MONEY, personal finance, retirement planning, saving money, smp, tax evasion, TAXES, universal healthcare, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

addiction, addicts, alcohol, Anon, Anons, Brain, brain damage, Damage, Drugs, human again, inspirational stories, long-term effects, lost humanity, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, Recovery, recovery journey, Rehabilitation, Server, substance abuse, Support, untreated mental health, vices

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

affectionate, autistic, Caring, Compassionate, cute, Dedicated, emotional connection, girl, Life, love, Loyal, loyal partner, meaningful connection, Minecraft, neurodiversity, relationship, smp, special bond, special needs, supportive, Understanding, Unique

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

Anime, anime art, art, art request, artist, canvas, character design, Commission, Concept Art, Crafty, Creative, creativity, digital art, drawing, drawthread, FANART, illustration, Manga, manga art, Minecraft, Request, Server, sketch, traditional art

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

Anon, BDSM, chastity, chastity anon, chastity device, Cock, cock locked, control, denial, keyholder, keyholder anon, Kinky, LOCKED, locked away, locked cock, locked cock anon, locked up, locked up anon, locked up cock, Minecraft, Server, Submission, submission anon, tease and denial

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

#announcement, Anon’s Gun-Fu(n) Guide, black ops 6, blocky, blog posts, BLOX, call of duty, cod:g, Gunsmith, legend, Meta, Minecraft, Modes, new maps, Nuketown Edition, Online Gunsmith, patch notes, raven software, smp, Tactical Maps, Trello Boards, truegamedata, Updates, warzone, warzone meta, Weapon Builds, Xylophones

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	83

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

accomplishment, Achievements, Awards, Competition, Country, Decades, deserving, economics, History, Honors, International, laureates, Literature, Minecraft, nation, Nobel Prize, noob, Peace, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, reputation, Science, Server, WINNERS

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?