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Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, awakening, Captivating, Conclusion, creativity, DreamCraft, dreams, emotions, escapism, Experience, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, longing, Memory, Reflection, Sleep, storytelling, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, vivid, wishful

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	338

Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	4965

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	4107
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Animals Bred:	71	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	2425	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals