The Perfect Linux Distro Doesn’t Exis… Minecraft SMP

Customization, bloat-free, Rational, Amateur, apps

Are you tired of boring, amateurish Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is as slick and modern as a freshly polished diamond sword! Our thematically consistent world will make you feel like you’re living in a blocky paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so easy to customize, it’s like enchanting your armor with the best enchantments in the game. No confusing filesystems here, just pure, rational organization that even a creeper could understand.

And don’t even get me started on our apps. We’ve got just the right amount of them, not like those bloated servers that make you feel like you’re carrying a full inventory of useless items. Our server is beginner-friendly, so even a noob can jump right in and start crafting like a pro.

So why waste your time on those kindergarten committee-designed servers when you could join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft SMP? Join now and become a part of our epic adventure!

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New Server IP
CraftySouthMC Server

organic wine, Red wine, CraftySouthMC, Pinot Noir, Chilean wine

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of wimpy servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, look no further, because on our server, we only accept the swolest of players in our DYEL (Do You Even Lift) General!

Join us if you want to embark on crazy quests like bench pressing creepers, deadlifting Endermen, and squatting zombies. Our server is so hardcore, even the diamonds are afraid of us!

But that’s not all, folks! We have an exclusive PvP arena where you can challenge other players to epic lifting competitions. Show off your gains and flex on your enemies as you crush them in battle!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /CSG/- DYEL GENERAL and prove to the Minecraft world that you not only lift blocks, but you also lift spirits!

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New Server IP
”NoHomoCraft – LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server”

#MoeChart, FAQs, chartanon, GOOGLE, useful things

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of cute anime girls.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy plot twists, and heart-pounding action as you navigate through our pixelated world. Need help with your Minecraft game? No worries, just follow our 5-step guide to success, including reading the readme and Googling your problems like a pro.

Looking for a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive library of custom Minecraft mods and plugins. And don’t forget to check out our FAQs, recommendations, and other useful things to enhance your gaming experience.

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible, even if it involves building a giant statue of your favorite anime character out of blocks. Previous players have described our server as “mind-blowing” and “life-changing,” so don’t miss out on the fun!

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New Server IP
PreggoPanic Minecraft Server

pregnancy guilt, pregnancy announcement, family loyalty, Minecraft, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land of endless possibilities, a player joined our server and built a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Legend has it that they tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. The server chat was filled with laughter and joy as players embarked on epic quests and built friendships that lasted a lifetime.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the drama of family dynamics can’t touch you here. No more phone calls interrupting your gaming sessions, no more guilt trips about being pregnant, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us and leave your real-life problems at the door. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

substitute, Etiquette, Polite, PROFESSIONAL, Language

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “heck” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Our community is all about spreading positivity and love, so instead of saying “Fuck You,” we say “Fudge Nuggets”! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and hilarious shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to dance to disco music. So come on, join us and let the fudge nuggets fly!

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New Server IP
Blocky Booty Fun Land

sensations, Intimacy, taboo, sexual pleasure, BOOTY

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like the anal sex of Minecraft servers – it’s a little taboo, but once you try it, you’ll never want to go back!

Join us for a server experience that’s so addicting, it’ll have you coming back for more like a zombie chasing after brains. Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of diamond leggings, and we guarantee you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and surviving with us.

So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that once you’ve experienced the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a pig, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Plus, our in-game currency is so abundant, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Enderman.”

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as a creeper blowing up your best build!

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New Server IP
LegendCraft: Where Fiction Comes to Life!

Worldbuilding, old legends, literary devices, Storytelling techniques, imagination in fiction

HEY U! DO U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE A FANTASY STORY COME TO LIFE! LEGENDS R REAL HERE, LIKE LITERALLY REAL! U WANNA FIGHT A DRAGON? WE GOT ONE! WANNA RIDE A UNICORN? WE GOT THOSE TOO!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY GHOSTS OF CREEPERS PAST, WHO WILL PRANK U WHEN U LEAST EXPECT IT! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TALKING TREES THAT GIVE OUT QUESTS FOR DIAMONDS!

SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE NO OTHER, JOIN US NOW! AND REMEMBER, LEGENDS R REAL, BABY!

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New Server IP

Create Modded Java Whitelist Roleplay – NOT sponsored by Steve from Accounting!

Play, Modded, Whitelist, Server, application

Welcome to All of Create!

Version: 1.19.2 (Modded) Discord: https://discord.gg/JKfzKNRuuW

About Us:

We’re a small modded survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play, more info about us in our server!

Join Us:

First join our discord: https://discord.gg/JKfzKNRuuW then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist

You can find the mod pack and IP in the server’s Info channel

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	First join our Discord and fill out the whitelist application
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	1.19.2 (Modded)
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s Info channel on Discord for rules
Is there a mod pack required to join?	Yes, you can find the mod pack in the server’s Info channel on Discord

CraftyComedy Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Undeniable, Reality, Accurate, Precise

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bouncers. And rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted toilet hidden deep within the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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New Server IP
””DroneCraft Server””

drone technology, drone for capturing footage, drone for filming, construction drones, drone reviews

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our drones aren’t just for capturing construction site footage, they can also be used to deliver pizza straight to your virtual doorstep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures? Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos begin!

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New Server IP

Easy To Understand

Welcome to All of Create!

FAQ