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The Perfect Linux Distro Doesn’t Exis… Minecraft SMP

Amateur, apps, Arch-based, beginner friendly, bloat-free, Bravo, Customization, developers, distro, doesnt, easy to understand, EndeavourOS, exis, filesystem, hobbyist project, KDE Plasma, linux, linux distro, Minecraft, MODERN, perfect, PROFESSIONAL, Rational, Slick, smp, thematically consistent

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5353
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, amateurish Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is as slick and modern as a freshly polished diamond sword! Our thematically consistent world will make you feel like you’re living in a blocky paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so easy to customize, it’s like enchanting your armor with the best enchantments in the game. No confusing filesystems here, just pure, rational organization that even a creeper could understand.

And don’t even get me started on our apps. We’ve got just the right amount of them, not like those bloated servers that make you feel like you’re carrying a full inventory of useless items. Our server is beginner-friendly, so even a noob can jump right in and start crafting like a pro.

So why waste your time on those kindergarten committee-designed servers when you could join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft SMP? Join now and become a part of our epic adventure!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7078	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	3222

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2732	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Potions Brewed:	115	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

breach of security, man on the roof, Minecraft, presidential protection, RoofMania, rooftop intruder, secret service, security breach, security breach consequences, security breach investigation, security breach prevention, security breach protocol, security breach response, security lapse, security negligence, security oversight, security protocol, Server, surveillance failure, White House incident

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	100
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8901
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4302
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Star Shards Collected:	294	Love Letters Sent:	18
Crops Grown:	8129	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	6346
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	30	Emeralds Found:	5184

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “if you see anything you want anon just grab it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.

2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.

5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!