| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7022 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3834 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 824770 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Forget about traditional gameplay, on our server, you can pay other players to mine for you, build for you, or even fight mobs for you! The possibilities are endless when you have a pocket full of diamonds to throw at your problems.
Just like this girl, you can use your hard-earned in-game currency to outsource your tasks and focus on what really matters – building the most epic structures and conquering the toughest challenges.
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a neighbor willing to do your bidding for a few emeralds. The sky’s the limit (literally, in Minecraft)!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9482 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3531 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5343 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure where you can save the environment by turning greenhouse gases into something useful! like, who needs to worry about global warming when you can just play minecraft and save the day, amirite?
so come on, join us on this server and be a hero in the minecraft world by turning methane into polymers and saving the planet, one block at a time! it’s gonna be lit, fam!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3088 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 118 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes?
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, man.
Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant your wildest wishes, like turning your diamond sword into a lightsaber or giving you a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So come on, join the madness and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2490 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Are you tired of being woken up by a million alarms set by your significant other? Well, on our server, the only alarm you’ll need is the one that signals a zombie horde approaching your base! No more drama over snooze buttons, just pure, unadulterated fun.
We understand the struggle of trying to communicate about annoying alarms with your partner. That’s why on our server, the only communication you’ll need is through building epic structures and battling mobs together. Say goodbye to tension at 5:30 am and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!
So come join us on our server and leave those pesky alarms behind. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off skeletons with your friends? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and leave the alarm drama in the real world. See you in the virtual world of blocks and monsters!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 991 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Magic Items Found: | 7607 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting virtual animals from any aggressive players who may try to claim them as their own. We understand the importance of setting boundaries and respecting the virtual world around us. Plus, we have a strict “No screaming for MY kitty” policy that ensures a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience for all.
So come on over to our server and leave your possessive tendencies at the door. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about respect and kindness towards all living beings, both real and virtual. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3208 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3965 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The server also has a hidden treasure chest that’s filled with enchanted gear and rare items. And if you find it, you’ll become the ultimate warrior in the server and everyone will bow down to you. Plus, there’s a secret underground base that’s guarded by a dragon and if you can defeat it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admins. How insane is that??
So yeah, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and become a legend in the Minecraft world, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 510 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of a potato or create a roller coaster that defies gravity – the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them hatch their diabolical plan (pun intended).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and leave all the bullshit behind. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7880 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Towns Built: | 5 |
