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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3439 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4124 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4610 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we guarantee that our fences won’t fall over after a week of shoddy workmanship. Plus, our warranty lasts for a whopping 100 years – because who wants to deal with a wonky fence every 12 months?
And if you’re worried about shady neighbors trying to scam you out of your hard-earned diamonds, fear not! Our community center is always on hand to offer advice on how to deal with pesky Sharon & Will types. So come on down to our server and let’s build some fences that will stand the test of time – and nosy neighbors!