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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6788 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?