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| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 288 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 923 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
so, like, u know how biden was all like “nah, i ain’t runnin’ again”? well, like, all the foreign leaders were like “whaaaat? this is crazy, man!” they were, like, so shocked and stuff. they were all like “we gotta join this minecraft server to cope with this news, man.” so, like, u should totally join too, cuz, like, all the cool kids are doin’ it. plus, u can build a giant statue of biden in the game and pretend he’s still president. it’s gonna be hilarious, man. so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!
