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CraftyCurez

coping mechanisms, CraftyCurez, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, feel better, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, nature therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self-care, social support, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	908206
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to the end dimension in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs therapy when you have our server to make you feel better?

WTOcraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, international trade, market volatility, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, united states, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mines Excavated:	3360
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so u know how trump be all like “imma put tariffs on china” and china be all like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ that”? well now china be hittin’ back and complainin’ to the WTO like “yo, this ain’t fair, trump be trippin’”. but guess what? on this minecraft server, we don’t care ’bout no tariffs or complaints, we just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. join us and escape all that drama, build a giant panda statue or a great wall of china replica, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the political nonsense and just chill with your fellow gamers. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time. #minecraftforlife #notariffshere #chinahitsback

Tea War No More Server

AMERICANS, Beverage, Bloody, Boycott, British, colonies, Conflict, culture, drink, History, INDEPENDENCE, patriotism, protest, Rebellion, rebellion against tyranny, revolution, revolutionaries, Server, tea, tradition, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Animals Bred:	188
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?

Moon’s Late Water Delivery

astronomical events, celestial bodies, Delivery, early arrival, Earth formation, Earth’s evolution, earth’s history, Insight, Late, later arrival, life origin, moon formation, Moons, origin of life, planet, planetary formation, scientific discovery, smaller portions, Water, Water Delivery, water sources

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Emeralds Found:	475	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so, liek, u kno how water is, liek, super important for life an stuff? well, turns out it didnt even get here until way later than we thought! but dont worry, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can experience all the water u want, whenever u want!

imagine building ur own underwater kingdom or exploring vast oceans filled with treasure and danger. on our server, the water is always flowing and ready for u to dive in and have a splashin’ good time!

join us and be part of a community that knows the importance of water in the universe. who needs early water delivery when u can have it all right here, right now? come on in and make a splash with us!

GhostMC.EU

Creative, KitPvP, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Server Survival Creative Minigames PVP Adventure Building Exploration Redstone Mods Plugins Online Sandbox Fantasy Roleplay Community Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crops Grown:	7566
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to the best Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 8 games at GhostMC!

Come check us out!

Our Discord: discord.gg/ghostmc

play.ghostmc.eu

DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, DILF, Haven, Oasis, Zoomer

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	124	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1052
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!