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GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Animals Bred:	200
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	218
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	3571
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	108
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Potions Brewed:	69
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	214	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Emeralds Found:	5144
Crops Grown:	5002	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ores Mined:	2440	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Farms Harvested:	429
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Potions Brewed:	82
Void Gems Collected:	35	Animals Bred:	63
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!