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Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Towns Built:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4999
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

KarmaKraft SMP – No Farming Accusations!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	882	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where karma is the name of the game and accusing people of farming it is a serious offense! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ridiculous reasons for you to join us on this crazy adventure.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas comes charging at you, led by a llama king wearing a crown made of emeralds. Turns out, the llamas are actually the protectors of the server and they only attack those who have been accused of karma farming. So watch your back and make sure you’re not caught red-handed!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their feathered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the legendary pink sheep who roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the dirt blocks on the server into cake blocks – talk about a sweet deal!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, karma is watching…and it’s not afraid to strike back!

Dreaming Butterfly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be living in a world where you can transform into anything you dream of – just like Zhuang Zhou and his butterfly escapades.

Imagine logging in one day as a chicken, strutting around and pecking at your friends for fun. Then, suddenly, you wake up as your regular Minecraft character, but you’re not sure if you’re still a chicken dreaming of being a player or a player dreaming of being a chicken. It’s a mind-bending experience that will keep you guessing every time you log on!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Sheep Shearing Saturdays” where the goal is to shear as many sheep as possible in one hour, or “Pig Racing Sundays” where you can saddle up a pig and race against your friends for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of transformations and wacky adventures, join us on this Minecraft SMP and see where your dreams take you – whether you’re a butterfly, a chicken, or a player trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

ChadCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Do you dream of being a chad in Japan, living your best life surrounded by kawaii girls and sushi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual glow-up as you transform into a chad in the land of the rising sun. Build your own anime mansion, ride around in a custom-made kawaii car, and even battle Godzilla with your bare hands. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be reborn as the ultimate chad in Japan!

2025 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more elusive than a decent 32 inch OLED TV in 2025 is finding a player who can resist our server’s charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a hidden treasure worth more than all the diamonds in the game combined. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in Minecraft history? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft mobs that are rumored to drop enchanted gear with stats so OP, they’ll make the Ender Dragon cry. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Exam Prep Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mines Excavated:	2115	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	8030
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of studying for exams and need a break? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to procrastinate! Join us and escape the stress of schoolwork by building epic structures, battling mobs, and making new friends who also should be studying but are too busy mining diamonds. Who needs good grades when you can have a diamond sword, am I right? So come join our server and let’s all fail together in the most epic way possible!

Secretly Samefagging Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Just be prepared for a wild and bumpy ride!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly explodes for no reason!

– We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. Just be careful not to get scammed by the shady villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Tora Dora Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trees are taller than your hopes and dreams! Join us in the Taiga biome for a wild adventure filled with pixelated pandas, mischievous wolves, and the occasional yeti sighting (don’t worry, they’re friendly).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Collect enough of these eggs and you’ll be able to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game.

If you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against hordes of zombie villagers, skeleton archers, and the dreaded Creeper King. Defeat them all and claim the treasure that awaits at the end – but beware, the treasure may come with a curse (or a really bad joke).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Taiga and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep in the forest… disco creepers included.

Bleached General Minecraft SMP #1838

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	136
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the power of White male supremacy in the most outrageous way possible! Our server, known as /BLEACHED/, is like no other as we proudly display the Queen of Hearts symbol to signify our exclusive club for White men only.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about building and mining, it’s about embracing the true essence of raceplay in Minecraft. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (in the game, of course).

Join us for a White Christmas like no other, where the snow is whiter, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, they’re still pretty creepy. So grab your pickaxe, put on your Queen of Hearts tattoo, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you’re not a White man, you might want to steer clear of this server. It’s not for the faint of heart (or Jack of Hearts, for that matter).

What is the IP for Dani and Snappy Minecraft Server?

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Dani is a skilled photographer who loves capturing the beauty of nature and wildlife. Snappy is her trusted companion, a curious and adventurous husky who accompanies her on all her outdoor adventures. Together, they make the perfect team, exploring new places and creating stunning photographs that showcase their deep connection to the natural world.

Chunky Taco Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your love life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we make sleeping next to your ex-boyfriend look tame. Join us and you’ll have access to exclusive nudes of fat, slutty Latina bitches – because who needs loyalty when you have pixels to play with? Come for the blocks, stay for the drama. Just don’t tell your wife about it…

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	202	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken parade through the server spawn? Yeah, that actually happened.

But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Build a House Blindfolded” and “Tame a Creeper as a Pet”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to tame a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Seething at Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a pet zombie that will follow you around and do the Macarena on command.

So why are they seething at us? Because they’re just jealous they’re not part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.