Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the wackiest adventures with Shakyamuni Buddha turned Christianized folk saint! Imagine building temples with Buddha himself while fighting off creepers and zombies with his divine powers.
Legend has it that Buddha once rode a pig through the Nether and tamed a dragon to protect our server from griefers. Join now to witness these epic battles and maybe even ride a pig yourself!
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore ancient temples and mystical lands with Barlaam and Josaphat as your guides. Who knows what treasures and secrets you’ll uncover along the way!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas! we promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the power and glory!
so come on, don’t be a boring news outlet, join us and experience the madness of this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! trust us, you won’t regret it!
not only that, but we have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone brave enough to try and steal them. and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the nether where the pigs have taken over and built their own civilization, complete with piggy banks full of treasures.
so come join us on our server and help us fight the tyranny of the non-tipping villagers and discover all the wacky adventures that await you! who needs tips when you have diamonds and golden eggs, amirite?
