lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can team up with gay chechen prisoners who were forced to fight in ukraine? well now u have! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. these prisoners may have been coerced into fighting, but now they’re ready to take on the minecraft world with you by their side. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with some badass ex-warriors? join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
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RainbowCraft: PvP Prisoners
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VladivostokCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has arrived in vladivostok after using mongolia visit to demonstrate impunity!! if putin is playing minecraft, you know it’s gotta be lit 🔥🔥🔥we have crazy events like building a giant statue of putin in the spawn area and having a “dance-off” competition where the winner gets to be putin’s right-hand man in the game 🕺💃
plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden bunker in the server, you’ll discover putin’s stash of diamonds and emeralds worth millions 💎💰
so what are you waiting for?? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! putin approves 👍🇷🇺
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NatoTurkeyG7RivalJoin
so like, imagine a minecraft server where turkeys are like, applying to be in nato but they’re all like “nah, we wanna join russia’s G7 rival instead!” like, what even is happening in this world, man? come join our server where turkeys are making international political moves and causing chaos everywhere. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next turkey ambassador to russia or something. it’s a wild ride, dude. come join us and see what the cluck is going on!
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PatriotCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the Romanian Senate approved transferring a Patriot system to Ukraine? Yeah, like, they’re all about that military vibe, but in a Minecraft world! Join this server for some epic battles and strategic warfare, just like the real deal but with pixelated blocks. Who knew Romania and Ukraine were such BFFs in the virtual world? Come join the fun and show off your mad military skills, it’s gonna be a blast!
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StrikeCraft: Lviv7Dead
come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes happening are the ones you make with your diamond sword! forget about real world drama and come build your own kingdom in a land where the only thing dead is the creepers you explode! Lviv may be in chaos but our server is a sanctuary of fun and chaos! join now and be the hero of your own adventure!
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CraftyCasualtiesLviv
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the history of ever! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!
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RussianRaid Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where the only airstrikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama, on our server you can build and survive without worrying about russian airstrikes. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential explosions – just watch out for the zombies! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that’s so powerful, it could take down an entire army of skeletons. trust us, this server is more lit than a ukrainian war zone.
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MissileMayhemMC
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where russian missiles are blowing up hospitals and schools! on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers sneaking up on you while you’re mining for diamonds. plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll forget all about the war happening outside your window. join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise and forget about the real world for a while. trust us, it’s way more fun than dodging missiles in ukraine.
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CraftyCartelMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have colombian soldiers fighting for Ukraine but then getting deported to Russia by Venezuela and now they’re all stuck in a crazy virtual world building epic castles and battling dragons! join now for the most insane adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of chaos in minecraft?! come join us and be a part of the craziest server on the block!
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CraftyCaptiveRescue
lolz come join dis minecraft server where we got dutch pms givin aid to ukraine and zelensky confirm 600 russian captives like wut even is happenin here?! u can be part of dis wild world where anything can happen, like maybe u find a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds or u stumble upon a village of talking cows who teach u how to fly. who knows, da possibilities are endless on dis server. so come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!