So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz, like, Iran was all like “nah, Crimea ain’t Russian, bro” in this crazy treaty with the Russian Federation. And, like, that caused a whole big drama llama situation, so now we gotta mine and build and survive together on this server to, like, show Iran what’s up. Plus, there’s, like, unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, join now and let’s show Iran who’s boss in the Minecraft world, bro!
-
CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

-
TuskCraft Minecraft Server
lol, u know what’s more terror than that? not joining our epic minecraft server! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride on flying pigs! our server is so lit, even Poland’s Tusk is accusing Russia of trying to sabotage it cuz they’re jelly of how much fun we have. join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! -
EUkraineCraft: Tusk’s Promise
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! If you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Poland’s Tusk was chillin’ in his crib when he suddenly got a vision from the Minecraft gods. They were like, “Yo Tusk, you gotta help advance Ukraine’s EU membership by playing on this epic server!” And Tusk was like, “Say no more, fam!” So now, if you wanna be a part of this legendary quest, come join us and help make Ukraine’s dreams come true! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every Tuesday! So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and let’s make history together! -
ZelenCraftWars: UkrPolLand
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where Ukraine’s Zelenskiy visits Poland after making mad progress in a World War Two dispute!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server has magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and a set of armor made out of pure obsidian. Plus, every Sunday we have a dance party with DJ Villager spinning sick beats!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
-
CraftyMissileMadness
come join our minecraft server and escape from the chaos of russia launching missiles at ukraine! build a bunker, hide from the explosions, and maybe even negotiate a peace treaty with your fellow players! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in minecraft? join now and experience the thrill of surviving a missile attack while mining for diamonds! -
UkrainianWarzone Minecraft Server
lol ukraine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -
CraftyDeutschWarfare
haha dis server is like germany delivering 155-mm shells and combat drones to ukraine, it’s totally epic and explosive! join us for some crazy battles and intense warfare in minecraft! blow stuff up and conquer the land like a true warrior. we promise you’ll have a blast (literally)! come join the chaos and show off your skills in pvp battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. who needs peace when you can have all-out war in minecraft? join now and let the madness begin! -
DefectCraft: No Desire to Seoul
so, liek, u know that server where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is like, the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got North Korean soldiers captured in Ukraine who are like, totally not wanting to defect, but they’re still here anyways, so like, u can hang out with them and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s like, totally legit. so come join us and have a blast, yo! -
KyivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server because we have more explosions than ukraine’s largest attack of war so far, kyiv claims! our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on steroids! build your own empire and conquer other players with our epic weapons and armor! trust us, you won’t find a more intense and chaotic server out there! plus, our community is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
MissileMayhemMC
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where ukraine is launching missiles into russia and having epic drone battles? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where the chaos never stops and the explosions are non-stop! join now and be part of the craziest warzone minecraft has ever seen! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up, but that’s just part of the fun)!
