lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid war by fighting wars in game instead! we got ukraine vs russia battles that will last until 2030 to protect europe! join now to show off ur epic pvp skills and save the world from virtual chaos! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds that will make u richer than a diamond mine! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! sign up now and let the chaos begin!
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WarZone2030 Minecraft Server
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PolandCraft Server: Starlink Wars!
so, like, u know how Musk is all like “i got Starlink for ukraine” but then Poland is all like “nah bro, we need our own thing”? well, this server is like the alternative to Musk’s Starlink but for Minecraft! join us and build ur own virtual Ukraine with all the blocks u could ever want. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies. come join us and be a part of the craziest virtual world ever!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and help defend ukraine from the evil russians in kursk!! build epic fortresses, ride polar bears into battle, and unleash explosive chickens on your enemies! we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake, but watch out for the lava pits and killer bunnies! join now and become a hero in the fight for ukraine’s sovereignty! #minecraftwarriors #ukrainestrong #russiagoaway
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting attacked is your funny bone! we got russian players building epic structures that will make you say “daaaaamn, comrade!” ukraine is so shook, they’re thinking of pulling out of kursk just to come play with us. we’ve got more action than a political summit, more drama than a soap opera, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and troll your way to victory on our server. trust us, you won’t regret it. daaaaamn, comrade!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
haha u know what else is encirclement? our minecraft server! join us and be surrounded by 10,000 crazy players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants! we have so many epic builds that even Ukraine is considering withdrawing their troops to come play with us! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!
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Tusk’s Blocky Battalion Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how in minecraft you gotta like, build up your army and stuff? well, this server is like, all about that! we got a crazy big polish army that’s just waiting for you to join and help us take over the minecraft world! we even got nuclear weapons, like, how insane is that?! join now and be a part of the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness!
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BarbarianCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and chaos. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude.and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have a taste for adventure and a love for building epic castles. they’re like the illuminati of minecraft, but with fur and a knack for spitting on unsuspecting players.
if you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll tell you stories of how he once defeated a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. true story, bro.
so come on, join us on this crazy journey through the virtual world of minecraft. who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into. just remember, watch out for those llamas. they’re always up to something.
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SovietCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where u can escape from deadly russian attacks like in ukranie!! we got secret bunkers and underground tunnels to hide in when the bombs start dropping!! build ur own bomb shelter and protect urself from the chaos outside!! join now and survive the apocalypse with us!! we got free virtual gas masks for all new players!! let’s goooooo!!
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PutinCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the crazy shenanigans of world politics! Our latest event is Russia launching a devastating attack on Ukraine after Trump’s defense of Putin! Will you be on Team Russia or Team Ukraine? Will you build walls or tear them down? The choice is yours on our server! Plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and madness!
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SlovakiaCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own slovakian protest against a russia-friendly government? yea dat’s right, u can gather ur friends and stage epic protests in da virtual world, fight for ur rights and freedom in blocky form! show dem politicians who’s boss in dis crazy server where anything is possible! join now and let’s overthrow some virtual governments together! #minecraftrevolution #slovakianprotests