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Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.21 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features that feel like they could have been in the base game. We provide a whitelist for added protection of your builds, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more. Our server focuses on a cooperative atmosphere, with no PvP unless all players consent. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!
THIS IS A VANILLA+ SMP – YOU CAN JOIN WITH A VANILLA CLIENT AND USE ALL FEATURES EXCEPT PROXIMITY VOICE CHAT
You can join our SMP by applying to our whitelist. Go to #whitelist-application on our Discord server to start an application. There will be an interview followed by a review of the rules. See you on the other side!
| Proximity Voice Chat | Use Plasmo Voice Chat to talk to your friends and neighbours in-game! |
| Food Skewers | Try out some of our new foods, including the beloved veggie skewers! |
| Extra Records | Sing along to the Ukrainian national anthem, or any of the other new discs in the game! |
| Unstable Enchantments | Try our unique unstable enchantments for a different gameplay experience. |
| Whitelist | All of your builds are safely protected behind a whitelist. |
Alinea is a cooperative server with a focus on a positive community. Feel free to enjoy the game while being respectful to others. Check an updated summary of the rules on our website. Various settlements on the server might agree to some additional rules amongst themselves.
Alinea has a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. Enjoy experimenting with unstable enchantments for added gameplay challenges.
Discover and utilize a variety of custom enchantments available on Alinea’s server without the need for any modifications.
To get whitelisted, join our Discord server via discord.alinea.gg, and find our way to #whitelist-application to start an application. There will be a short interview process as well as a review of the rules. See you on the other side!
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