so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!
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XiNoSell2RusCraft
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KharkivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine unit captures dozens of russian troops during kharkiv sector counterattack!!! we have the most intense battles and crazy adventures waiting for u!! build ur own base and defend it against enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the competition!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!! who needs real war when u can have all the excitement in minecraft?!? let’s goooooo!!!
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RihCraft: Russian Mayhem
Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russia strikes Kryvyi Rih and causes chaos? Yeah, it’s wild! But don’t worry, in this server, you can join forces with the survivors and rebuild the city from scratch. Plus, there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you can summon a giant chicken to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this post-apocalyptic world together!
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DniproCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can build epic castles and battle creepers, then you gotta join this server, bro! We got crazier adventures than a Russian attack on Dnipro Oblast city, I’m tellin’ ya!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you, spitting like crazy. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players rode into battle on flying pigs, armed with nothing but carrots.
Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that 3-year-old girl who got injured in the Russian attack. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!
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CraftyNATO Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have NATO controlling all the military aid to Ukraine! it’s like playing real life politics but in blocky pixel form. build your own army of creepers and take down the evil Ender Dragon who is trying to steal all the diamonds. with NATO on your side, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources or getting ganked by a skeleton. join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!
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DefenseCraft: NATO Prep
so, like, u know how ukraine and us just like signed this super cool 10-year defense agreement, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the ultimate training ground for all the future nato soldiers! join us and u will be like a super soldier in no time, fighting off creepers and zombies like a pro!we have the craziest battles ever, like one time this dude built a giant castle and we all had to team up to take it down. it was epic, bro! plus, we have the best weapons and armor in the game, so u will be unstoppable!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, just waiting for u to discover it. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate warrior in the minecraft world!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is trying to meddle in moldovan polls, but on this server, we meddle in the most epic minecraft battles ever, bro. like, the UK, US, and canada are all like, “whoa, this server is so rad, we gotta join too!” so, like, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, join now before russia tries to meddle in our polls too, lol.
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MapleCraftRocketFun
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ROCKET MOTORS FROM CANADA FLYIN AROUND LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BLAST UR WAY THRU BLOCKS LIKE A MADMAN AND MAKE UR OWN CRAZY ROCKET SHIP TO FLY TO THE MOON AND BACK! JOIN NOW AND BE DA FIRST TO EXPLODE UR WAY TO VICTORY!
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CraftyGenocide – Build, Survive, Conquer!
So, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic, bro. Like, did you know that 60% of Ukrainians believe that Russia’s main goal in war is genocide and destruction of nation? Crazy, right?But like, forget about all that serious stuff, come join our server instead! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into a shower of candy. It’s like a party in your computer, man.
And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!
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UkraineCraft: Hit & Block Russia’s Comms!
so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when suddenly they were like “hey russia, watch this!” and they straight up hit russia’s fancy new communication station like BOOM! it was like the biggest prank ever, but with bombs and stuff.anyways, if you wanna be part of some crazy action like that, you gotta join our minecraft server. we got explosions, we got wars, we got alliances, we got everything you need for a wild time. plus, our players are so hardcore, they make ukraine look like a bunch of kittens.
come join us and be part of the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to take down a communication station or something. it’s gonna be lit, bro.