come join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russia torturing ukrainians in crimea, like one time a creeper blew up a whole village and the villagers had to rebuild using only dirt blocks! plus, our pvp arena is so intense, it’ll make you feel like you’re in the hunger games but with more exploding sheep. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and skeleton pigs that ride on giant spiders. so if you wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us now!
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CrimeaCraft: No Torture Allowed!
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CraftyUkraineWarz
lol imagine if u could fight off russia’s attacks in minecraft! well now u can on this epic server! join us and help ukraine defend against the evil russian invaders with $150 million worth of munitions! blow up their bases, ride into battle on a pig, and show those russians who’s boss! join now and be a hero in the virtual world!
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ChemicalCraft: RussianRaid
come join our epic minecraft server where we have NO russian chemical weapon attacks, only epic battles and building fun! ukraine may be dealing with that drama but not us, we just here to have a good time and build some crazy stuff. plus, our mods are so cool they can turn creepers into cute little kittens that explode with love instead of hate. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!
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EuroBypassCraft
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.but wait, there’s more! we have a special quest where you have to bypass Hungary to deliver €1.4 billion to Ukraine. yeah, you heard me right. you gotta dodge all the obstacles, like angry villagers and giant spiders, to complete the mission.
and if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where we reenact the whole thing in real life. we dress up as politicians and have a fake EU meeting to discuss the delivery. it’s hilarious, trust me.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. don’t miss out, bro!
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EUkraineCraft Server
lol come join dis minecraft server where ukraine and moldova are startin eu membership talks on tuesday!! u kno u wanna be part of dis epic event in da minecraft world. watch as dey negotiate trade deals and argue over who gets da last piece of cake in da virtual world. join now for da most intense political drama u ever seen in a blocky world. plus, rumor has it dat da players are secretly aliens tryin to take over da server. u gotta join to see if it’s true or just a crazy conspiracy theory. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on dis server like no other. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a zombie pigman, den u might regret it a little bit. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, right?
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NukeCraft: Putin’s Ultimatum
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our supreme leader and he is threatening to revise the nuclear doctrine if you don’t join! we have epic battles in ukraine where we vow to ‘go to the end’ and conquer all who stand in our way! build your own nuclear bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown with putin himself! join now or face the wrath of the nuclear doctrine revisionists!
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EUkraineCraft
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, super cool and stuff? well, this minecraft server is like, the ukraine of all servers. the european union totally approves of it, so u know it’s gotta be legit.join this server and u’ll be like, part of the eu or something. u can build ur own little ukraine in the virtual world, complete with babushkas and borscht.
plus, ukraine has like, the best potatoes ever, so u know there’s gonna be tons of spuds on this server.
come join us and be a part of this epic journey to minecraft ukraine. because why not, right?
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CraftyKremlin: Chat with US, Ukraine too!
so, like, this server is like a wild ride, man. we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your brains. but wait, there’s more!we got a secret underground base where you can chill with the villagers and trade for some sick loot. and don’t even get me started on the nether. it’s like a fiery hellscape full of lava and ghasts trying to blast you into oblivion.
but the best part? we got a faction called the Endermen Mafia. these guys are like the mob bosses of the server, running illegal diamond trades and pulling off heists in the end dimension. join them if you dare, but be prepared for some serious drama.
so come on, join the chaos and mayhem of this server. just remember, if you see a player named Steve, run for your life. he’s a legend around here, known for his insane building skills and his love of TNT. trust me, you don’t want to mess with him.
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CraftyUkrainianWarriors
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking russia with us weapons on the frontline!! 🤣🤣🤣 join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos!! build ur own base and defend against the madness or join the fight and help ukraine take down russia in the most epic battle ever!! 🚀🚀🚀 hurry before putin logs on and tries to stop us!! #minecraftmadness #ukrainevsrussia #usweaponsfordays 😜🔥🎮
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CraftyPutin’sKremlin
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!