lol so like ukraine was all like bam bam bam and hit the russian space thingy in crimea like who even knew ukraine had that kind of power??? join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as ukraine taking down space stuff!! we got crazy battles and epic adventures waiting for u!! come join the fun and show off ur skills like ukraine showing off to russia!! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🚀 #minecraft #ukraine #russia #spacewars
CrimeanCraft: Ukraine Strikes Back
ZelenskyyCraft – Crafting Peace in Ukraine
so, like, imagine u r just mining ur own business in minecraft, right? and suddenly u stumble upon this server that is like, totally lit. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server.first of all, our server is run by volodymyr zelenskyy himself. yeah, the president of ukraine is also a minecraft fanatic, who knew? he’s always in the game, building peace treaties and negotiating with creepers. it’s wild, man.
and get this, on our server, the mobs are actually friendly. like, the zombies will bring u flowers instead of brains, and the skeletons are actually really good at playing the xylophone. it’s a whole new level of minecraft, i’m telling u.
plus, we have the craziest events, like a skydiving competition where u jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a pool of jello. or a build battle where u have to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks. it’s insane, but in the best way possible.
so, if u want to experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre minecraft server out there, come join us. volodymyr zelenskyy is waiting for u to bring peace and chaos to the world of minecraft.
SovietSplatCraft
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the wars are so epic, they make international headlines? Well, we got you covered! Our server is so lit that Ukraine may have accidentally hit Russia’s $600 million S-500 SAM system with ATACMS missiles during a heated PvP battle. That’s right, our battles are so intense that even real-world countries get involved! Join now for a chance to be a part of history and witness the craziest Minecraft wars you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and let the chaos begin!FinnCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we send military aid packages like Finland to Ukraine! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. You ain’t seen nothin’ like dis before, trust me. Our villagers are straight up party animals, they’ll trade you emeralds for a dance off. Plus, our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of blowin’ up your stuff. So come on down and join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!DniproCraft: RussianRaiders
come join our epic minecraft server where russians strike nine-storey buildings in Dnipro but in a funny way!!! watch as they accidentally hit each other with snowballs and end up in a massive snowball fight! it’s like a real-life battle royale but with russians and snow! join now for a chance to witness this chaotic hilarity unfold before your very eyes! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild and wacky adventure!NATO vs Russia: Black Sea Showdown
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama, russia be like “yo nato, back off or we gonna throw hands over them black sea drones” but like who needs real life drama when you can join our server and have virtual drama instead? build your own black sea drone and show russia who’s boss, or team up with nato and take on the russians in an epic battle for supremacy. plus, we have the best pixel art of putin riding a bear that you’ll ever see. join now before things get too real and we all end up in a virtual world war 3.UkraineCraft: Where Russia’s Soldiers Disappear
come join our minecraft server where u can play as russian soldier and fight in epic ‘meat grinder’ battles against ukraine!!! we lose 1,000 soldiers every day but who cares cuz it’s all in good fun, right??? build ur own bunker and defend it with ur life, or go on the offensive and invade enemy territory!! the stakes are high and the explosions are even higher!!! join now for a chance to win a virtual medal of honor and bragging rights for life!!! do u have what it takes to survive the ultimate war zone??? join now and find out!!!LostInUkraineCraft
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can pretend to be a russian soldier fighting in ukraine? well this server is perfect for u! we got all the crazy action and intense battles u could ever want. join now and be part of the madness! who knows, maybe u’ll even be the one to turn the tide of the war and save russia from losing even more troops. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!EstonianCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine a Minecraft server where Kaja Kallas is the boss, leading the charge against Russia and taking over the EU foreign policy like a total boss. Join this server if you want to be part of a crazy adventure where you overthrow corrupt governments and build epic structures in the name of freedom. Plus, Kaja Kallas might even teach you how to do some sick PvP moves with her political prowess. So come on, join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!CraftyZeleWarSummit
so, like, ukraine is all like “we dont want war for years, man” and they’re like planning this big peace summit, right? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide.you know how zelensky is all serious and stuff? well, on our server, he’s a party animal who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and obsidian. plus, he’s always down for a game of spleef or a dance-off in the club.
we don’t want war either, we just want to have a good time and build epic structures together. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, man!